The Lowest Crime Rates in The Meme Must Go On
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Universal Republic of Edgelandia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “One, with the strength of billions.” | |
| 2. |  The Constitutional Republic of Mallandia | New York Times Democracy | “For Freedom.” | |
| 3. |  The Flavorful State of Rugai | Democratic Socialists | “r u gai?” | |
| 4. |  The United Kingdom of The Empire Strikes With Force | Father Knows Best State | “You Underestimate my Power” | |
| 5. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of The Kingdom of The Commonwealth | Democratic Socialists | “For the benefit of all, and all who seek solace at our” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Applebee | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hmmmm” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic People's Republic of North Kim Jong | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Powerful and Prosperous Nation Under Jong!” | |
| 8. |  The Liberal Utopia of Xerxia | Moralistic Democracy | “We stand with our people, now and at the hour of death” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Plutocracy of Petrovah | Capitalist Paradise | “In Augustus Petrovah We Trust” | |
| 10. |  The Matriarchy of THE CHISS DESCENDANCY Shall FALL | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We have found a cure to success: failure.” |