The Most Primitive in The Free Nations Region
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The Free Nations Region is ranked 25,698th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Supreme Pocialist Empire of The Teletubby Republic | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Eh-oh!” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Commonwealth of Achievement Hunters | Democratic Socialists | “Thou in faith will keep us safe whilst we find the path” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of New Vivia And | Corporate Police State | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic States of Middle South Hill | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 5. |  The Matriarchy of Neko-guni | Left-Leaning College State | “Will you be my boba 爸爸? ^_^” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of FNRRP Military Realm | New York Times Democracy | “One Man is not Enough” | |
| 7. |  The Mossad of The Nazi Hunter | Corporate Police State | “No Matter Where You Hide We Will Find You” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Empire of Sconnapolica | Corporate Police State | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 9. |  The Free State of Greater New-Hampshire | Anarchy | “Live Free or Die” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Cyborgian States | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “0 or 1 that's the question.” |