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Atrocha where'd you go I miss you.

Mahagura and Vajrastan wrote:Hello, my northern neighbor.

Kurikia wrote:GOOD MORNING MY NEIGHBOR

Hello people on the continent

Dvaorla wrote:Hello people on the continent

We are the coolest continent, Yastreovakia!, second to none!😎

Mahagura and Vajrastan wrote:We are the coolest continent, Yastreovakia!, second to none!😎

And the battles be-gun.
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRVIED!

Illiricium wrote:

"Patrolling the east almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

Said Lombardo, a man roughly in his thirties, adored in his military uniform that decleared his allegiance to the NCR, a uniform that blended well with the savanna like surroundings.

"Like you'd stand living in the snow. Its wet, sticks to you and soaks you like a wet towel. Im from the mountains, trust me when i say it, its s*it."
Responded a guy not to far from him, his name Erletto, in his twenties, adoring the same uniform as him, although his accent slightly different from Lombardo's. Lombardo would merely sigh, shaking his head as he grabbed a pair of binoculars.

"At least you can warm it up and drink it... ill tell ya, when someone finds a way to make water out of sand, ill stop being nihilistic."

Lombardo responded back, putting the pair of binoculars infront of his eyes and looking out twoards the empty land. Erletto would merely chuckle, scratching his chin as he spoke.

"Did i forget to mention its freezing. You wouldn't stand it after having your b*lls get froz-"

It is then that Erletto would be interupted as Lombardo shouted, his tone much more on edge than his usual monotone self.

"The f*ck is that!"

Erletto would be slightly startled, looking at Lombardo as he walked closer to him, trying to look at the direction he was.

"What is it? Some kind of mutant?"

"No... Its the Legion..."

Lombardo responded, handing Erletto the binoculars. Erletto would take them, a confused expression on his face as he spoke.
"The Legion? So what? They hang around in these parts all the time, aint the first nor the last time we've seen the-HOLY S*IT WHAT THE F*CK ARE THEY DOING!?!?"

Erletto watched in pure shock at what was happening. Legion troops, adoring their usual Natinesque military armour, administrating what seems to be slaves, slaves who where constructing a structure, setting up tents and digging trenches around it. This was no usual Legion camp that the NCR was used to seeing, this was a threat, a threat being constructed dangerously close to the border.

"Get the radio, contact General Erich Schugel now, we have to report the Legion's activity!"

Lombardo would say, looking twoards the Legion's direction with a stern, though slightly worried, expression on his face. Erletto would look at him in silence for a solid few seconds, before nodding and turning to run twoards their unceremonius carriage, hopping onto it and shifting trought radio signals until finally making contact with the HQ. In a dire and alarmed tone of voice, Erletto would begin speaking into the microphone.

"HQ! HQ! This is lieutenant Erletto Garazzi of the Point Rigiorno patrol squad. We have urgent news for general Erich Schugel! I repeat, urgent news for general Erich Schugel!"

The slaves continue their endless labour as what seems to be caravans guarded by legionaries come to the soon-to-be fort to drop off supplies and march back east. Crosses are dragged up behind the trenches, the future home of disobedient slaves or NCR troops.

“Get the Legat- Caesars Tent set up on the highest area of the hill, we don't know when he will arrive nor Lucius or Vulpes Inculta we must have a place for them to rest.” Said Centurion Dead-Sea, a middle aged man who would have become a praetorian if he had not loved commanding on the battlefield.

As he commands some slaves they begin their works dutifully, the collars always seeming tighter when Dead-Sea speaks. “My Centurian, we need to get more slaves or we won't get the fort complete before Caesar Lanius is done with the short term preparations..” Dead-Sea pondered for a moment “For the glory of Lord Caesar we must labour.”

The Legionaries were informed some were upset but stayed in line lest they join the slaves or the crucified.

OOC: A lil post saying that the fort is going to speed up construction due to the fear of the Monster of the East on another note General Erich Schugel is going to cry when he realises what he has to face.

Mahagura and Vajrastan wrote:We are the coolest continent, Yastreovakia!, second to none!😎

Btw I lost a plane :(
It crashed and disappeared somewhere in the desert of Yastreovakia,
It was civillian too.

Dvaorla wrote:Btw I lost a plane :(
It crashed and disappeared somewhere in the desert of Yastreovakia,
It was civillian too.

how dare you refer to the crisp, cool lands of yastreovakia to a desert??!?!?

Mahagura and Vajrastan wrote:how dare you refer to the crisp, cool lands of yastreovakia to a desert??!?!?

I don't know, last time I checked and sent people, they said it was a desert, in the northern part of Yastreovakia, nearer to where I am.

In today's news:

RFK Jr. states that the worm that ate part of his brain will not affect his ability to serve as President.

Peatiktist wrote:In today's news:

RFK Jr. states that the worm that ate part of his brain will not affect his ability to serve as President.

He is also offering to eat more worms to prove he's more capable than both Biden and Trump.

Peatiktist wrote:In today's news:

RFK Jr. states that the worm that ate part of his brain will not affect his ability to serve as President.

Peatiktist wrote:He is also offering to eat more worms to prove he's more capable than both Biden and Trump.

electing your leader by worm eating contest

Mahagura and Vajrastan wrote:We are the coolest continent, Yastreovakia!, second to none!😎

real

Caesar Lanius Legion wrote:electing your leader by worm eating contest

Would make more sense than the reasons more than halve the voter base will have.

Mahagura and Vajrastan wrote:We are the coolest continent, Yastreovakia!, second to none!😎

cap

E

bruh i just calculated my gdp per capita and realized its 175k💀

Bantarus wrote:bruh i just calculated my gdp per capita and realized its 175k💀

What are you, Monaco squared?

Love Peace and Friendship wrote:What are you, Monaco squared?

idk i have gdp of 28 billion and a population of 160k

Bantarus wrote:bruh i just calculated my gdp per capita and realized its 175k💀

Iceland grindset

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