The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Rudolph:"Wait was there always a Rudolphs Cosmetic Surgeon? when did they come into existence? My nose is real! And natural! And biological!"

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

*Gives Zombie Penguins an infinite supply of canadadian salmon and trout*

Oh how the tables turn. Brocklandia ketchup

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:

...69,...

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Sarand wrote:

hello everyone I back after what like 6 weeks
I would like one of the most coldest beers you have thank you very much

Here you go. This beer is from a microbrewery in Alaska, where it's made with liquid nitrogen. The beer, that is, not Alaska.

Here's an entry for the contest that references fish

We sat out on the curb in front of your apartment
In the leftover heat left by the now setting sun
And lit little fireworks on the pavement
The kind that spin around all green and pink.
The tank top you wore exposed
The freckles on your already dark skin
And the scars you gave yourself last May.

"These used to be my mom's favorite."

"Oh, uh. We can stop if you'd like"

"Nah. I'm an adult. She can't get to me anymore. They're just fireworks anyways."

Just fireworks.
I knew that was a lie. Your eyes were glazed over like they always were when you were remembering something bad.
You tossed another one out into the street
And it fizzled and sparked
And I wished more than anything
I could fix the damage your mother had done.

"She's just one little drop in an ocean of hurt."
Your voice broke
And in that moment I could see
The ocean welling up in your eyes
And dripping down your cheeks.

"And most days I feel like a fish. Like that ocean is where I belong. And I'm scared, Jane, I'm scared."

Entries:

The Peanut Feast wrote:

There was a man who loved to fish
His catch became a savory dish
Then a Puffer Fish it is said
Caused that man to drop dead
So be careful of toxic fish

Drunkndisorderly wrote:

Fish slapping dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

*Gives Zombie Penguins an infinite supply of canadadian salmon and trout*

Brocklandia wrote:

Are you asking for ketchup delivered by me, or made from me? Because both questions offend me. I think I'm most offended that you expect me to get off my behind and carry a bottle of ketchup over there.

Nekojin wrote:

Here's an entry for the contest that references fish

We sat out on the curb in front of your apartment
In the leftover heat left by the now setting sun
And lit little fireworks on the pavement
The kind that spin around all green and pink.
The tank top you wore exposed
The freckles on your already dark skin
And the scars you gave yourself last May.

"These used to be my mom's favorite."

"Oh, uh. We can stop if you'd like"

"Nah. I'm an adult. She can't get to me anymore. They're just fireworks anyways."

Just fireworks.
I knew that was a lie. Your eyes were glazed over like they always were when you were remembering something bad.
You tossed another one out into the street
And it fizzled and sparked
And I wished more than anything
I could fix the damage your mother had done.

"She's just one little drop in an ocean of hurt."
Your voice broke
And in that moment I could see
The ocean welling up in your eyes
And dripping down your cheeks.

"And most days I feel like a fish. Like that ocean is where I belong. And I'm scared, Jane, I'm scared."

Alta Sil wrote:

Entitled “A Delicious Meal at the Bar”

Crouched in the restroom stall
Cthulhu’s breath I breathe
Stomach pumped of all
Hoping to find reprieve.

I moan a desperate wish,
my bowels well aggrieved,
“Damn this baneful fish!”
A meal only Cheffy could have conceived.

Rudolph:"Honorable mentions!"

"The Peanut Feast's poem and Drunkndisorderly's dance win honorable mentions!"

Rudolp throws them ribbons.

Hermey:"Third place goes to someone who truly deserves it. This person provided Zombie Penguins with an infinite amount of fish, which is hard to beat, unless you give them infinity+1 fish or infinity², which would just be infinity. This person is.... Maple Hockey Canadia!!"

Hermey gives them a nice sugar free candy cane.

Hermey:"Second place goes to Alta Sil! Your poem, in some sick way, is proper advertisement to your workplace! I give thee, a plate of spaghetti."

Hermey:"First place goes to Nekojin! Congratulations! Some people hate doing this, but others find it fun. I hope you find it fun."

They fly out of the bar, mainly to get away from the one who didnt get third place who likes third place. It feels happier here? It feels like Christmas in the bar.

Puttin on the ritz wrote:

trips the sprinkler system, a welcome relief

I lift my staff and my clothes start steaming, while a blue energy field appears above my head and blocks the water.
Kindly douse yourself before entering the bar.

Brocklandia wrote:

Here you go, customer: one two-foot-high heap of fried fish, and one tankard of anchovy-flavored beer, now with real anchovies swimming in it. Why, with this meal, you'll be the envy of dolphins off the coasts of five of the known continents.

Uh, if you're in a part of the universe that uses the metric system, shall I translate that pile into meters for you?

A hearty meal good sir! I shall eat it all anchovies alive and all.

I'm America but the metric system is preferred since literally everyone else uses its

The Georgeian Empire wrote:

I lift my staff and my clothes start steaming, while a blue energy field appears above my head and blocks the water.
Kindly douse yourself before entering the bar.

Will do thanks.

The Georgeian Empire wrote:

I lift my staff and my clothes start steaming, while a blue energy field appears above my head and blocks the water.

How much do you pay your staff? If you were to give them at least minimum wage, I bet they'd stop putting plutonium in your laundry detergent.

Zombie Penguins wrote:

*A zombie carefully moves The Grimm Reaper*

*the ducks munch on their dead body*

Brocklandia wrote:

How much do you pay your staff? If you were to give them at least minimum wage, I bet they'd stop putting plutonium in your laundry detergent.

I am not of the opinion that sticks of wood and crystal require payment

Zombie ducks wrote:

*the ducks munch on their dead body*

We still have to charge you for that, you know.