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Plant monster in a pot

Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:[Pats head worried it'll snap its small Bird neck muscles, Returns to Spinning to "I'm a little tea pot"]

was currently staring out a window and didn't notice you until you touched me

continues eating the sun

Plant monster in a pot

stops eating the sun, and goes to take a nap

Plant monster in a pot wrote:continues eating the sun

An amusing 1950s B-movie way of defining "photosynthesis." Here's a coupon for 10% off your next barrel of plant food.

Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and Plant monster in a pot

Plant monster in a pot

Brocklandia wrote:An amusing 1950s B-movie way of defining "photosynthesis." Here's a coupon for 10% off your next barrel of plant food.

I'm still on this one. I'll use it soon, most likely.

Give me a few days. Or months. Don't exactly know how big this barrel is

Plant monster in a pot wrote:was currently staring out a window and didn't notice you until you touched me

continues eating the sun

Plant monster in a pot wrote:stops eating the sun, and goes to take a nap

What in the name of moose did I just walk into Eh?

Plant monster in a pot

Plant monster in a pot

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:What in the name of moose did I just walk into Eh?

eats sun in my sleep

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:What in the name of moose did I just walk into Eh?

Looks like a pile of elk droppings. Shouldn't you be able to tell the difference between elk and moose poop?

Shameless shady 14666

When do your schools end?

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:When do your schools end?

[Bird confused on what a school is]

Ratfink and Shameless shady 14666

Plant monster in a pot

Never heard that word before

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:When do your schools end?

Probably at the same time most others do: When they're blown up by a large quantities of explosives.

Too soon?

Ratfink, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Shameless shady 14666

*The dog chases Dolphlander to the kitchen*

*The goats dispose of Brutananadilewski carl*

*A zombie drags away Josey wales de vizsla*

Lazily sweeps around the Bar yawning as she goes, then picks the bits of fluff, hair and dirt out of the vacuum cleaner (but doesn't use it because that would be too much)...

Gets a mop and bucket that's steaming from boiling hot water, and reeks of bleach, and drags that around the bar area, before pulling it towards the restrooms...

Puts out the 'Wet Floor' sign...

Throws a couple bottles of Fabuloso® and a few urinal cakes through the door of the Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner into the waiting maw of Cthulhu...

Opens and pours a fresh can of 'Zo𐌌biChow™' into the dog bowl, and refills our pet-friendly water bowl by the door...

Sprays, cleans, and polishes the RMB.

Plant monster in a pot

still doesn't know what a school is

guesses Brocklandia's definition is literal

Armed forces of acara shura

Mindon wrote:Well. You are a bit mad.

Anyway...

*walks over near Mastald's corpse and Nekojin*

I'll just check his identity myself now.

*finds and grabs Mastald's wallet, pulling out a ID card*

Oh. Not their leader. Shame. There would have been opportunity there.

...don't tell anyone from Mastald I said that.

YES, I AM!

*He drank m o r e .*

Mastald wrote:*The Cultist, Leader of Mastald, bursts in, accompanied by two others in the usual ceremonial robes of The Order of the Bloody Eye*

Who has killed my follower!?

I DID YOU CRAZY REDACTED!

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Throws a couple bottles of Fabuloso®

Ah... the purple stuff that is a tonic to cure all!

*basks in the familiar astringent aromatherapy*

*swings door open and stomps into the bar before plopping down on a barstool and sighing*

It's been a while since I've been here.
Alas I had a smuggling run go quite awry around a year ago causing me to be marooned on a certain forest moon by the name of Endor for around a year. Thankfully I was finally able to get my ship running again and fly on over here.

*raises hand*

Bartender!!
A vodka ginger ale please, as well as some french fries. I'm famished!

Zombie Penguins and Plant monster in a pot

Plant monster in a pot

contemplates what school does

Wakilistan wrote:

Bartender!!
A vodka ginger ale please, as well as some french fries. I'm famished!

Pours a vodka ginger ale and passes a note back to the kitchen which promptly delivers a plate of fries.

Enjoy!

Wakilistan

Plant monster in a pot wrote:contemplates what school does

[Returns to Hunter Gatherer society and Cthulhu to smite the unbelievers. Or use them like a Rug]

Plant monster in a pot

Shameless shady 14666

Brocklandia wrote:Probably at the same time most others do: When they're blown up by a large quantities of explosives.

Too soon?

-_-

Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:[Bird confused on what a school is]

*sighs*

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Rudolph

rudolph comes in, doing a little prancey dance

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