All questions are trick questions. The fun part is figuring out what their trick is. Do you want to see the one I taught to roll over and play dead?
Hint: It was that one.
is playing with pokemon cards
I can't hear well...
I couldn't hear well, after the Minecraft Roblox War of 2017. I heard better, after the Tumblr purge of '18, and my hearing ran away once and for all, when I got a job in December of 2020.
Now I sign on occasion(mainly cause I'm quiet), but people at work don't seem to understand I'm signing... not enough people sign...
places a box on a table nearby from underneath it, waiting for someone to grab it
goes into a trapdoor underneath that table, reappearing at the ceiling
Hey look, having a drink with a demon is always fun
Still not sober after one week but eh, who cares
We surely don't care. Of course, we're a bar.
watches from high in the ceiling for someone to take the box
open it already....
open the portal...
Consuela, what have we told you about disturbing the customers, if you're going to re-open your whole "side business" the red-light room is over there. Keep your obsessions away from our customers.
And, Consuela de la Morrela, remember that the Bar has rooms for rent upstairs for a reasonable fee, if you need them. Please, for love of all that's holy, don't do naughty things on top of the tables in the main room ...
Or under the tables, or behind the bar, or in the Jungle Room, or the Supply Room, the employee break room, the restrooms, or right outside the Spaghetti Monster's cage in the basement ...
Don't we have an infinite money generator anyway? Why do we make customers pay for things?
No one touched the box...
Oh well. Someone will
I guess I'll sleep... ...and wait