The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Zany Zanes wrote:

It's a trick question, don't overthink it.

All questions are trick questions. The fun part is figuring out what their trick is. Do you want to see the one I taught to roll over and play dead?

_{Hint: It was that one.}

Zany Zanes wrote:

The shadow keeps their distance.

It's a trick question, don't overthink it.

is playing with pokemon cards

I can't hear well...

I couldn't hear well, after the Minecraft Roblox War of 2017. I heard better, after the Tumblr purge of '18, and my hearing ran away once and for all, when I got a job in December of 2020.

Now I sign on occasion(mainly cause I'm quiet), but people at work don't seem to understand I'm signing... not enough people sign...

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Sprays, cleans and polishes the RMB.

places a box on a table nearby from underneath it, waiting for someone to grab it

goes into a trapdoor underneath that table, reappearing at the ceiling

Brocklandia wrote:

Of course it is. "Beeswax" is filed between "Bees" and "Beelzebul." As for why we're organized, trust me: You don't want to get them confused. One of those is fun to have drinks with, and the other is a real pain. I'll let you decide which is which.

Hey look, having a drink with a demon is always fun

Still not sober after one week but eh, who cares

Puppet Tyranacility wrote:

Hey look, having a drink with a demon is always fun
Still not sober after one week but eh, who cares

We surely don't care. Of course, we're a bar.

watches from high in the ceiling for someone to take the box

_{open it already....}

_{open the portal...}

*The goats dispose of Arkhamn*

Zombie Dog wrote:

*The dog carries Mcdonald employee to the nearest McDonald's*

They don't even go to a normal resting place. They go back to work.

Oh no...

Prusmia wrote:

Consuela, what have we told you about disturbing the customers, if you're going to re-open your whole "side business" the red-light room is over there. Keep your obsessions away from our customers.

And, Consuela de la Morrela, remember that the Bar has rooms for rent upstairs for a reasonable fee, if you need them. Please, for love of all that's holy, don't do naughty things on top of the tables in the main room ...

_{Or under the tables, or behind the bar, or in the Jungle Room, or the Supply Room, the employee break room, the restrooms, or right outside the Spaghetti Monster's cage in the basement ...}

Brocklandia wrote:

That'll teach 'em to try to bring in outside food!

*slowly walks out with Subay^tm sandwiches*

Brocklandia wrote:

Sure, as long as your money supply holds up.

Don't we have an infinite money generator anyway? Why do we make customers pay for things?

No comment.

Dicerolla wrote:

Don't we have an infinite money generator anyway? Why do we make customers pay for things?

Customers ... pay? Well, aren't you precious! There's a reason we go months without a cashier and no one notices.