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Zany Zanes wrote:The shadowy bartender calms down seeing the upstart isn't vying for their job. "Collecting glasses" is much closer to "cleaning" than "bartending" and "cleaning" equals "janitor stuff".

Zany Zanes wrote:Cleaning a glass.

Ponders this momentarily.

Definitely Toby wrote:study noises can be heard from the floorboards

Oh, joy!--Sounds like we have mice again. Idea! Hey, Zombie Ducks--Feeling hungry for brains? Our floorboards are full of mice, and each and every one of them carries around a tasty little brain ... maybe even two. Go get 'em!

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, joy!--Sounds like we have mice again. Idea! Hey, Zombie Ducks--Feeling hungry for brains? Our floorboards are full of mice, and each and every one of them carries around a tasty little brain ... maybe even two. Go get 'em!

skitters away after hearing the muffled words

Not today. Nope

I'm too big to be in these floors...

Miss Chief wrote:Ponders this momentarily.

Looks up from cleaning a...

Hey! Mind your own beeswax!

Zany Zanes wrote:Hey! Mind your own beeswax!

Beeswax is ... Uhm, lemme check. Supply Room, aisle 12, bay 8, third shelf.

Um, Congrats Alta Sil. You get to judge the next poetry contest. Feel free to tell us if there's a theme or style you want to see.

Brocklandia wrote:Wait. We already have three janitorial types loitering around the premises, which is more wait-staff than we have. Exactly how dirty does this place get in a day?

Agreed. We should get off our butts and unionize, stage a protest, or something. You two go plan it all, and wake me up when you've got it done.

Hush, Z. Let Miss Chief bus all the tables ze wants. We'll consider that a server-adjacent role.

Casually leaves the application forms for joining the Service Employees International Union (SEIU), and leaflets about their 'Justice for Janitors' campaign at the Bar...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Service_Employees_International_Union
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_for_Janitors

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A Tarantula wrote:The spider waits for the rest of the payment by the register, knowing it may never come.

The arachnid in the crab shell behind the register clicks.

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slams some money on the table

There ya go.

CSharpa wrote:slams some money on the table

There ya go.

wait we have jobs here

Dicerolla

..hey, do we have luck potions here?

Dicerolla wrote:..hey, do we have luck potions here?

Checks on the witches brew in the cauldron out back...

No, Cheffy says the 'Felix Felicis' won't be ready for another 5 months yet.

Dicerolla

Miss Chief wrote:No, Cheffy says the 'Felix Felicis' won't be ready for another 5 months yet.

Dicerolla starts visibly shaking.

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Shameless shady 14666 wrote:wait we have jobs here

Nope.

Dicerolla wrote:Dicerolla starts visibly shaking.

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How about a Good Luck Charm to hold you over?

Dipping the rim of a cocktail glass in sugar, the shadow sets it aside. They add one and a half ounces bourbon whiskey, three fourths ounce limoncello, two ounces fresh lemon sour, and a few spearmint leaves, torn, into a shaker. The shaker disappears into the shadows, returning a few moments later well shaken and the drink is poured into the glass. A lemon wedge is added to the rim.

Enjoy!

Dicerolla

Zany Zanes wrote:How about a Good Luck Charm to hold you over?

Dipping the rim of a cocktail glass in sugar, the shadow sets it aside. They add one and a half ounces bourbon whiskey, three fourths ounce limoncello, two ounces fresh lemon sour, and a few spearmint leaves, torn, into a shaker. The shaker disappears into the shadows, returning a few moments later well shaken and the drink is poured into the glass. A lemon wedge is added to the rim.

Enjoy!

Dicerolla takes one sip and starts repeatedly slamming her head(?) into the table....should probably just leave them alone for now.

Dicerolla wrote:Dicerolla takes one sip and starts repeatedly slamming her head(?) into the table....should probably just leave them alone for now.

The shadowy bartender looks a little put out that their hard work was overlooked but whatever. Moving on. They return to ignoring them.

Brocklandia wrote:Beeswax is ... Uhm, lemme check. Supply Room, aisle 12, bay 8, third shelf.

That's oddly organized of us.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Casually leaves the application forms for joining the Service Employees International Union (SEIU), and leaflets about their 'Justice for Janitors' campaign at the Bar...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Service_Employees_International_Union

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_for_Janitors

Reads through the leaflets. The spark of unionist passion ignites in the worker and he goes to search for a pen to sign up.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:That's oddly organized of us.

Reads through the leaflets. The spark of unionist passion ignites in the worker and he goes to search for a pen to sign up.

Why is there... beeswax on my hair?

Neutrality Foundation wrote:That's oddly organized of us.

Of course it is. "Beeswax" is filed between "Bees" and "Beelzebul." As for why we're organized, trust me: You don't want to get them confused. One of those is fun to have drinks with, and the other is a real pain. I'll let you decide which is which.

Definitely Toby wrote:Why is there... beeswax on my hair?

Have you checked for nits?

Zany Zanes wrote:Nope.

How about a Good Luck Charm to hold you over?

Dipping the rim of a cocktail glass in sugar, the shadow sets it aside. They add one and a half ounces bourbon whiskey, three fourths ounce limoncello, two ounces fresh lemon sour, and a few spearmint leaves, torn, into a shaker. The shaker disappears into the shadows, returning a few moments later well shaken and the drink is poured into the glass. A lemon wedge is added to the rim.

Enjoy!

oh

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Neutrality Foundation wrote:Have you checked for nits?

I have....

I don't have any. That's good.

I don't know who the "fun to have drinks with" and the "real pain" is...

Oh well. I'll find out later

Definitely Toby wrote:I have....

I don't have any. That's good.

The shadow keeps their distance.

Definitely Toby wrote:

I don't know who the "fun to have drinks with" and the "real pain" is...

It's a trick question, don't overthink it.

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