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Dicerolla wrote:Except for the Ulartarian Empire, who apparently can resist zombies, nukes, myself, and all of the above at the same time. Assholes, ruined my killstreak.

Try dropping cheesesteak sandwiches on them every day for a couple of years. Sure, you'll have to be patient, but the morbid obesity and heart attacks will get them eventually.

Prusmia wrote:Calm down, it's just a participation award.

So?--It's still an award, and I'm in Third Place! Don't expect me to look outside of my narrow self-interests. What do you want from me?--Empathy or something? Pshaw!

Neutrality Foundation wrote:Sanding down the table the maintenance worker tries to envision feathers, scales, and spikes which ultimately leads to a laugh.

I know, right? Sounds like an outfit Elton John, Madonna, Lady Gaga, and my Great-Aunt Beatrice would fight over. I'm betting on Beatrice.

CSharpa wrote:

I leave the bar, walking back to my paradise.

Waves as they leave.

It was good to see you!

Definitely toby wrote:We are in a desert

Would you rather be in a dessert? Maybe something with custard filling and chocolate sprinkles on top?

Definitely toby

Definitely toby

No.

~The being within the pile weeps.~

The last day of finals is finally upon us. May this nightmare end once and for all...until next semester of course. Well, no reason to think of future predicaments. Still have to complete this particular day.

~The pile tries gaining the attention of a bartender.~

May I get a coffee?

Definitely toby wrote:No.

no u

Definitely toby

Been a little while. How's everyone doing? While I was gone I got the keys to my new moped. I'm secretly happy it's almost summer too.

Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, Nekojin, Thick-Billed Longspur, and 1 otherShameless shady 14666

Nekojin

Catlibia wrote:Been a little while. How's everyone doing? While I was gone I got the keys to my new moped.


Nice! Be careful though. Those hurt to fall off of

I've been pretty good lately. How about you?

Catlibia wrote:I'm secretly happy it's almost summer too.

Me as well! I finally decided to quit moping around and plan a trip for a friend and myself.

Catlibia and Thick-Billed Longspur

Nekojin wrote:
Nice! Be careful though. Those hurt to fall off of

I've been pretty good lately. How about you?



Me as well! I finally decided to quit moping around and plan a trip for a friend and myself.

Fear not, I'm in the process of getting new proper equipment, and I'm more than familiar with motorcycles and wheelers of all types. The province is gradually returning to the status quo here.

I've been moping for well over half a year lol, I really should get in gear (literally.)

Nekojin

Nekojin

Catlibia wrote:Fear not, I'm in the process of getting new proper equipment, and I'm more than familiar with motorcycles and wheelers of all types. The province is gradually returning to the status quo here.

I've been moping for well over half a year lol, I really should get in gear (literally.)

Glad to hear that. Nothing like an injury to take the fun out of summer...

Same here, haha. I guess for me boredom finally convinced me to do something other than smash keys and take long walks with the free time I have coming up

Are you planning to go anywhere with your moped?

The road crew

More beer! Does anyone have a light?

Zany Zanes and Shameless shady 14666

Shameless shady 14666

Definitely toby wrote:We are in a desert

not ladanvia??!!!
well, thank gosh this is a bar!
btw, what bar is in the desert

Dicerolla wrote:I'm not sure what you're talking about. There's only The Bar. /ref

hm...

Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:not ladanvia??!!!
well, thank gosh this is a bar!
btw, what bar is in the desert
hm...

The kind of bar where people who haven't had water in a while go

Shameless shady 14666

The road crew wrote:More beer! Does anyone have a light?

Observing the sudden movement of a valued patron, the shadowy bartender scratches out some future scheduled menu plans and turns to pour some beers.

A light? I'm not sure. There's kind of low level ambient lighting I guess. Maybe check with Neutrality Foundation, see if they've got a flashlight or something?

Sets the beers down before them.

Enjoy!

Neutrality Foundation and The road crew

The road crew wrote:More beer! Does anyone have a light?

Zany Zanes wrote:A light? I'm not sure. There's kind of low level ambient lighting I guess. Maybe check with Neutrality Foundation, see if they've got a flashlight or something?

Nice try, Z, but I'm pretty sure Road Crew was nefariously asking about an open source of combustion that could be used to burn down the whole Bar and everyone in it. Oh, sure, the Bar would regenerate, but the smell of roasted customers and burnt hair would take a long time to air out.

Oh, who'm I kidding? Road Crew, you budding pyromaniac, there's a flame-thrower in the Janitor's Closet. Go fire it up, no pun intended, and make yourself happy.

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:btw, what bar is in the desert
hm...

Technically, we're on the corner of every region. We're only on the corner of a desert if we're talking about a desert region.

Can I interest you in our special Tumblin' Tumbleweed Margarita? It's made with fresh tumbleweeds and at least two different people named Margaret. Yum!

*Sets a suspicious-looking margarita glass on your table*

Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and Shameless shady 14666

I am here at the bar, but I am being here also in the moment of exactly one hour ago, sensing the environment of the present and the past both "contemporarily". I am not crazy, this chrono-tunneled state is the result of messing with time travel by machine. My bad, my grandma traveled to visit me from the year 1935, testing her own hand-made time machine and offered me its engineering plan, so I built one by myself (after having spent a month with Grandma visiting Europe by flying carpet because she wanted to relax, being young in the future, from the sad years she was living back then).

My machine looked good, but something went wrong with sub atomic particles and the like, and now I have a this tunnel running trough my mind between me and the me of one hour ago.

So now, dear Brockie: a big beer please!

Thick-Billed Longspur and Definitely toby

Zombie ducks wrote:What does IC mean?

In character

Definitely toby wrote:adds Brocky to the list of people in the bar to avoid

1)A tarantula
2)Prusmia
3)Brocklandia
4)Dicerolla
5)Generally everyone except the demons and the animals

You forgot about Candadians
Though if I were you I would put Americans above Cadnadians on that list, but that’s just me, eh.

Thick-Billed Longspur and Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:You forgot about Candadians
Though if I were you I would put Americans above Cadnadians on that list, but that’s just me, eh.

Its not in chronological order; it's in order of who got on their first

A student and Thick-Billed Longspur

Definitely toby wrote:Its not in chronological order; it's in order of who got on their first

~The pile of papers shuffle at this declaration.~

If you feel so inclined to humor a whim of mine, could you please define what you believe the word "chronological" to mean?

YouTube Inc, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby

Definitely toby

A student wrote:~The pile of papers shuffle at this declaration.~

If you feel so inclined to humor a whim of mine, could you please define what you believe the word "chronological" to mean?

A lot of things. Sometimes it means "how it's shown" and other times it means "how it actually happened". Other times it's "what the people know" and "what the people don't know.

But usually it means "how it actually happened"

Definitely toby wrote:We are in a desert

Which one?

Definitely toby

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