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Shameless shady 14666 wrote:what bar is this?
so where are you at now then?
I hope it's ladanvia bc its the best region and has the best "corners"

We are in a desert

Zombie Goats wrote:*The goats dispose of The socialist russian empire*

There's a statement I'd never thought I'd see. I'd suggest we have the goats dispose of the real-world Russian empire too, but where would they poop it out? Idea! Hey, Canada ...

Dicerolla wrote:Except for the Ulartarian Empire, who apparently can resist zombies, nukes, myself, and all of the above at the same time. Assholes, ruined my killstreak.

Try dropping cheesesteak sandwiches on them every day for a couple of years. Sure, you'll have to be patient, but the morbid obesity and heart attacks will get them eventually.

Prusmia wrote:Calm down, it's just a participation award.

So?--It's still an award, and I'm in Third Place! Don't expect me to look outside of my narrow self-interests. What do you want from me?--Empathy or something? Pshaw!

Neutrality Foundation wrote:Sanding down the table the maintenance worker tries to envision feathers, scales, and spikes which ultimately leads to a laugh.

I know, right? Sounds like an outfit Elton John, Madonna, Lady Gaga, and my Great-Aunt Beatrice would fight over. I'm betting on Beatrice.

CSharpa wrote:

I leave the bar, walking back to my paradise.

Waves as they leave.

It was good to see you!

Definitely Toby wrote:We are in a desert

Would you rather be in a dessert? Maybe something with custard filling and chocolate sprinkles on top?

No.

~The being within the pile weeps.~

The last day of finals is finally upon us. May this nightmare end once and for all...until next semester of course. Well, no reason to think of future predicaments. Still have to complete this particular day.

~The pile tries gaining the attention of a bartender.~

May I get a coffee?

Been a little while. How's everyone doing? While I was gone I got the keys to my new moped. I'm secretly happy it's almost summer too.

Catlibia wrote:Been a little while. How's everyone doing? While I was gone I got the keys to my new moped.


Nice! Be careful though. Those hurt to fall off of

I've been pretty good lately. How about you?

Catlibia wrote:I'm secretly happy it's almost summer too.

Me as well! I finally decided to quit moping around and plan a trip for a friend and myself.

Nekojin wrote:
Nice! Be careful though. Those hurt to fall off of

I've been pretty good lately. How about you?



Me as well! I finally decided to quit moping around and plan a trip for a friend and myself.

Fear not, I'm in the process of getting new proper equipment, and I'm more than familiar with motorcycles and wheelers of all types. The province is gradually returning to the status quo here.

I've been moping for well over half a year lol, I really should get in gear (literally.)

Catlibia wrote:Fear not, I'm in the process of getting new proper equipment, and I'm more than familiar with motorcycles and wheelers of all types. The province is gradually returning to the status quo here.

I've been moping for well over half a year lol, I really should get in gear (literally.)

Glad to hear that. Nothing like an injury to take the fun out of summer...

Same here, haha. I guess for me boredom finally convinced me to do something other than smash keys and take long walks with the free time I have coming up

Are you planning to go anywhere with your moped?

More beer! Does anyone have a light?

Definitely Toby wrote:We are in a desert

not ladanvia??!!!
well, thank gosh this is a bar!
btw, what bar is in the desert

Dicerolla wrote:I'm not sure what you're talking about. There's only The Bar. /ref

hm...

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:not ladanvia??!!!
well, thank gosh this is a bar!
btw, what bar is in the desert
hm...

The kind of bar where people who haven't had water in a while go

The Road Crew wrote:More beer! Does anyone have a light?

Observing the sudden movement of a valued patron, the shadowy bartender scratches out some future scheduled menu plans and turns to pour some beers.

A light? I'm not sure. There's kind of low level ambient lighting I guess. Maybe check with Neutrality Foundation, see if they've got a flashlight or something?

Sets the beers down before them.

Enjoy!

The Road Crew wrote:More beer! Does anyone have a light?

Zany Zanes wrote:A light? I'm not sure. There's kind of low level ambient lighting I guess. Maybe check with Neutrality Foundation, see if they've got a flashlight or something?

Nice try, Z, but I'm pretty sure Road Crew was nefariously asking about an open source of combustion that could be used to burn down the whole Bar and everyone in it. Oh, sure, the Bar would regenerate, but the smell of roasted customers and burnt hair would take a long time to air out.

Oh, who'm I kidding? Road Crew, you budding pyromaniac, there's a flame-thrower in the Janitor's Closet. Go fire it up, no pun intended, and make yourself happy.

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:btw, what bar is in the desert
hm...

Technically, we're on the corner of every region. We're only on the corner of a desert if we're talking about a desert region.

Can I interest you in our special Tumblin' Tumbleweed Margarita? It's made with fresh tumbleweeds and at least two different people named Margaret. Yum!

*Sets a suspicious-looking margarita glass on your table*

I am here at the bar, but I am being here also in the moment of exactly one hour ago, sensing the environment of the present and the past both "contemporarily". I am not crazy, this chrono-tunneled state is the result of messing with time travel by machine. My bad, my grandma traveled to visit me from the year 1935, testing her own hand-made time machine and offered me its engineering plan, so I built one by myself (after having spent a month with Grandma visiting Europe by flying carpet because she wanted to relax, being young in the future, from the sad years she was living back then).

My machine looked good, but something went wrong with sub atomic particles and the like, and now I have a this tunnel running trough my mind between me and the me of one hour ago.

So now, dear Brockie: a big beer please!

Zombie Ducks wrote:What does IC mean?

In character

Definitely Toby wrote:adds Brocky to the list of people in the bar to avoid

1)A Tarantula
2)Prusmia
3)Brocklandia
4)Dicerolla
5)Generally everyone except the demons and the animals

You forgot about Candadians
Though if I were you I would put Americans above Cadnadians on that list, but thatís just me, eh.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:You forgot about Candadians
Though if I were you I would put Americans above Cadnadians on that list, but thatís just me, eh.

Its not in chronological order; it's in order of who got on their first

Definitely Toby wrote:Its not in chronological order; it's in order of who got on their first

~The pile of papers shuffle at this declaration.~

If you feel so inclined to humor a whim of mine, could you please define what you believe the word "chronological" to mean?

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