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Songs you dont understand

I want to buffalax the lyrics but...

Hey, a chick, kiss the pest,
Search this YouTube mayonnaise

I just misheard the lyrics like that Benny Lava video

Artash Asatryan - Maral Es Du

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Up_-JYq4MBY

Brocklandia wrote:Unless I'm being paid to be a clothes horse, I don't do feathers or fabulous. Wrong gender identity. Birds are for the birds.

[Perks up at comment of a foolish samu- That doesn't work here....- Foolish "Janitor" Cleaner.]

["The Barn on the Corner of Every Region"]

Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:Is this shirt ... off the rack? Ew! Take it away. I don't wear clothing that you can afford.

(Hey!--Being a condescending jerk is fun. Why didn't anyone tell me?)

Oh no, I see where this is going. Don't go down this path! Noooo!

Nekojin wrote:Ooh, I think you'd look good in feathers. Some long fluffy ones would make you look quite fabulous. Woah, woah. Generally people appreciate dinner and some wine before you get on top of them like that.

Unless this is some prearranged thing, in which case I'm surprised you agreed to let people watch with no charge.

Brocklandia wrote:Unless I'm being paid to be a clothes horse, I don't do feathers or fabulous. Wrong gender identity. Birds are for the birds.

I wrestled all through junior high, high school and college, so if DisTurBinGly Tony ... er, Definitely toby gets on top, it's because I let him ... for a few seconds ... because taking me to Burger King hardly counts as buying me dinner first.

But this was just a teaser. The full event, as you've already guessed, will be pay-per-view, and trust me, Tobes will be paying too.

stares with a shroud...

My dad was a molester and he met my mom at a Burger King and had my sister a year later at 18. And I was a toddler and he tried to mol- me. For the sake of censorship, not saying that word. And then he threw sh- above my head, and went to jail. And now I hate the sound of sirens. He is the reason I might have to pay for school, instead of getting that nifty divorce benefit. And he went into the military and got more fck- up and now is a girl. He now has a MtF wife who is a gay stripper

don't... call... me... Tony...

I am... not him... idc if he's a she... he is still a man to me.

I'm not rping. I'm not playing...

You fckd up.

grabs your new shirt

Dont... do that...

And you know what's worse? My entire trans identity is based off this cartoon character I kinned, and his personality... so I'm just a kid version of a pedophile and I HATE ITTTTTT

Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:[Perks up at comment of a foolish samu- That doesn't work here....- Foolish "Janitor" Cleaner.]

True, but think of it this way, my flappy-winged avian acquaintance: If I'm not pursuing the birds for romance and mating, there are more for you. More millet for you too, since I'm grain-free right now to get my abs cut. You're welcome.

Nekojin, Consuela de la Morrela, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote: Unless I'm being paid to be a clothes horse, I don't do feathers or fabulous. Wrong gender identity. Birds are for the birds

sniffs

Fine. It's not like I designed an entire line of feather-centric headpieces and jackets for this or anything.

Brocklandia wrote:True, but think of it this way, my flappy-winged avian acquaintance: If I'm not pursuing the birds for romance and mating, there are more for you. More millet for you too, since I'm grain-free right now to get my abs cut. You're welcome.

[Threatingly signals to the Foolish "Janitor" Cleaner . "I got My Eyes on you" with wing]

[Goes to eat some seeds from the friendly customers]

Definitely toby

Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:[Threatingly signals to the Foolish "Janitor" Cleaner . "I got My Eyes on you" with wing]

adds Brocky to the list of people in the bar to avoid

1)A tarantula
2)Prusmia
3)Brocklandia
4)Dicerolla
5)Generally everyone except the demons and the animals

Definitely toby wrote:My dad (... blah-blah-blah ...) And he went into the military and got more fck- up and now is a girl. He now has a MtF wife who is a gay stripper

Is someone still publishing tabloids? Or if they're not interested in the long-form version of this, call Dr. Phil. He could probably use you during sweeps week.

Definitely toby wrote:don't... call... me... Tony...

Tony, Tony, Tony. Speaking of, wasn't there a music group some years back called "Tony! Toni! Toné!" I'll have to check Wikipedia to see whatever happened to them.

Definitely toby wrote:And you know what's worse? My entire trans identity is based off this cartoon character I kinned, and his personality... so I'm just a kid version of a pedophile and I HATE ITTTTTT

Lucky for you, I'm not your therapist. But, sounds like you already have enough to dump on your therapist this week, so I won't make any ostrich jokes tonight. You're welcome.

Consuela de la Morrela and Definitely toby

Definitely toby wrote:adds Brocky to the list of people in the bar to avoid

1)A tarantula
2)Prusmia
3)Brocklandia
4)Generally everyone except the demons and the animals

I'm Number Three!
I'm Number Three!
I'm Number Three!

Zombie Penguins, A tarantula, Zany Zanes, Nekojin, and 3 othersConsuela de la Morrela, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby

Songs you dont understand wrote:I want to buffalax the lyrics but...

Hey, a chick, kiss the pest,
Search this YouTube mayonnaise

I just misheard the lyrics like that Benny Lava video

Artash Asatryan - Maral Es Du

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Up_-JYq4MBY


Ooh, are we sharing music now? Here's a favorite of mine an old friend showed me a while back

https://youtu.be/gK8IKQqOkug

Brocklandia, Songs you dont understand, and Definitely toby

Nekojin wrote:Ooh, are we sharing music now? Here's a favorite of mine an old friend showed me a while back
https://youtu.be/gK8IKQqOkug

Added to the Bar's Jukebox.

(Love The Residents' Commercial Album, especially "My Second Wife.")

Nekojin

Songs you dont understand wrote:I just misheard the lyrics like that Benny Lava video

Artash Asatryan - Maral Es Du

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Up_-JYq4MBY

Added to the Bar's Jukebox too.

Hey, wasn't this guy on "The Sopranos"?

Songs you dont understand and Nekojin

Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:I'm Number Three!
I'm Number Three!
I'm Number Three!

Brocklandia wrote:Is someone still publishing tabloids? Or if they're not interested in the long-form version of this, call Dr. Phil. He could probably use you during sweeps week.

Tony, Tony, Tony. Speaking of, wasn't there a music group some years back called "Tony! Toni! Toné!" I'll have to check Wikipedia to see whatever happened to them.

Lucky for you, I'm not your therapist. But, sounds like you already have enough to dump on your therapist this week, so I won't make any ostrich jokes tonight. You're welcome.

Why the [bad not pg13 word] do you like my puppets better than my main? Literally. I'm the same person as East lodge, and you weren't mean to him! Your half-witted boarish whims and jabs won't work right now. Your idiotic bastard comments won't make you seem funny....

[Not pg13 word] off you [not pg13 word] [not pg13 word]. You're a [not pg13 word] [not pg13 word x2] of a jerky little sadistic wrestle man [not pg13 word]

I can't wait for the day you [not pg13 word] [not pg13 word with a [not pg13 word] like little [not pg13 word].

Now I'm gonna go [not pg13 word] take a bath...

You're an idiot, attempting to disguise yourself as a funny witty janitor. You are the first actual bad person I've seen at this bar. This bar is not a good place in its own continuity, and the fact that I think the demon characters and human eating zombies and mythical psychopathic killer chef who hasn't been on the site in months are nicer than you, is a shame.

Brocklandia wrote:Added to the Bar's Jukebox.

(Love The Residents' Commercial Album, especially "My Second Wife.")

That album is really good! I enjoy Perfect Love and The Act of Being Polite quite a bit too.

Brocklandia and Definitely toby

*The goats dispose of The socialist russian empire*

Brocklandia and A tarantula

Definitely toby wrote:

Looks up from reading, putting away their book with a sigh and stands to retrieve something.

Yeah look, I don't really know what this is, but you need to knock it off 'cause it's getting kinda hostile...

Grins while picking up the ban-hammer, dusting it off absentmindedly.

...and we like to maintain a friendly atmosphere around here.

Definitely toby wrote:adds Brocky to the list of people in the bar to avoid

1)A tarantula
2)Prusmia
3)Brocklandia
4)Generally everyone except the demons and the animals

Cleaning its toes the arachnid cares not for what the prey think of it.

Brocklandia, Consuela de la Morrela, and Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:What would you prefer? Feathers? Fish scales? Spikes? I could enjoy spikes ... though they'd wreck the hell out of my shirts. Oh, well, just another reason not to wear shirts. Win!

Sanding down the table the maintenance worker tries to envision feathers, scales, and spikes which ultimately leads to a laugh.

No, sorry, it was less of a preference thing. I just didn't realize you weren't bald! My bad.

Zany Zanes wrote:Looks up from reading, putting away their book with a sigh and stands to retrieve something.

Yeah look, I don't really know what this is, but you need to knock it off 'cause it's getting kinda hostile...

Grins while picking up the ban-hammer, dusting it off absentmindedly.

...and we like to maintain a friendly atmosphere around here.

Some beef, some love watching it, most hate being involved in it. The best part is when what happens when the teachers step in.

I leave the bar, walking back to my paradise.

Definitely toby wrote:adds Brocky to the list of people in the bar to avoid

1)A tarantula
2)Prusmia
3)Brocklandia
4)Generally everyone except the demons and the animals

#2? Nice

Brocklandia wrote:I'm Number Three!
I'm Number Three!
I'm Number Three!

Calm down, it's just a participation award.

Brocklandia and Definitely toby

Definitely toby wrote:adds Brocky to the list of people in the bar to avoid

1)A tarantula
2)Prusmia
3)Brocklandia
4)Generally everyone except the demons and the animals

Ooh, can I be on the list? I ended every civilization in the Coma Supercluster that one time! Except for the Ulartarian Empire, who apparently can resist zombies, nukes, myself, and all of the above at the same time. Assholes, ruined my killstreak.

Brocklandia and Definitely toby

Shameless shady 14666

Definitely toby wrote:We travel through time and space and everything. We're never in the same place for more than a week. We move locations, and we may go to other planets. We always end up back at this street. I find it odd..

I dematerialize, and then become a shadow....

.... and then I come back!

And continue to haunt no one's nightmares. I'm not scary to anything. Maybe a fly.

Maybe a duck, if I wanted to be

what bar is this?
so where are you at now then?
I hope it's ladanvia bc its the best region and has the best "corners"

Brocklandia and Definitely toby

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:what bar is this?

I'm not sure what you're talking about. There's only The Bar. /ref

Brocklandia and Shameless shady 14666

Definitely toby

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:what bar is this?
so where are you at now then?
I hope it's ladanvia bc its the best region and has the best "corners"

We are in a desert

Shameless shady 14666

Zombie Goats wrote:*The goats dispose of The socialist russian empire*

There's a statement I'd never thought I'd see. I'd suggest we have the goats dispose of the real-world Russian empire too, but where would they poop it out? Idea! Hey, Canada ...

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