Ooh, I think you'd look good in feathers. Some long fluffy ones would make you look quite fabulous.
Woah, woah. Generally people appreciate dinner and some wine before you get on top of them like that.
Unless this is some prearranged thing, in which case I'm surprised you agreed to let people watch with no charge.
Unless I'm being paid to be a clothes horse, I don't do feathers or fabulous. Wrong gender identity. Birds are for the birds.
I wrestled all through junior high, high school and college, so if DisTurBinGly Tony ... er, Definitely Toby gets on top, it's because I let him ... for a few seconds ... because taking me to Burger King hardly counts as buying me dinner first.
But this was just a teaser. The full event, as you've already guessed, will be pay-per-view, and trust me, Tobes will be paying too.
I want to buffalax the lyrics but...
Hey, a chick, kiss the pest,
Search this YouTube mayonnaise
I just misheard the lyrics like that Benny Lava video
Artash Asatryan - Maral Es Du
[Perks up at comment of a foolish samu- That doesn't work here....- Foolish "Janitor" Cleaner.]
["The Barn on the Corner of Every Region"]
Oh no, I see where this is going. Don't go down this path! Noooo!
stares with a shroud...
My dad was a molester and he met my mom at a Burger King and had my sister a year later at 18. And I was a toddler and he tried to mol- me. For the sake of censorship, not saying that word. And then he threw sh- above my head, and went to jail. And now I hate the sound of sirens. He is the reason I might have to pay for school, instead of getting that nifty divorce benefit. And he went into the military and got more fck- up and now is a girl. He now has a MtF wife who is a gay stripper
don't... call... me... Tony...
I am... not him... idc if he's a she... he is still a man to me.
I'm not rping. I'm not playing...
You fckd up.
grabs your new shirt
Dont... do that...
And you know what's worse? My entire trans identity is based off this cartoon character I kinned, and his personality... so I'm just a kid version of a pedophile and I HATE ITTTTTT
True, but think of it this way, my flappy-winged avian acquaintance: If I'm not pursuing the birds for romance and mating, there are more for you. More millet for you too, since I'm grain-free right now to get my abs cut. You're welcome.
Is someone still publishing tabloids? Or if they're not interested in the long-form version of this, call Dr. Phil. He could probably use you during sweeps week.
Tony, Tony, Tony. Speaking of, wasn't there a music group some years back called "Tony! Toni! Toné!" I'll have to check Wikipedia to see whatever happened to them.
Lucky for you, I'm not your therapist. But, sounds like you already have enough to dump on your therapist this week, so I won't make any ostrich jokes tonight. You're welcome.
Added to the Bar's Jukebox.
(Love The Residents' Commercial Album, especially "My Second Wife.")
[Not pg13 word] off you [not pg13 word] [not pg13 word]. You're a [not pg13 word] [not pg13 word x2] of a jerky little sadistic wrestle man [not pg13 word]
I can't wait for the day you [not pg13 word] [not pg13 word with a [not pg13 word] like little [not pg13 word].
Now I'm gonna go [not pg13 word] take a bath...
You're an idiot, attempting to disguise yourself as a funny witty janitor. You are the first actual bad person I've seen at this bar. This bar is not a good place in its own continuity, and the fact that I think the demon characters and human eating zombies and mythical psychopathic killer chef who hasn't been on the site in months are nicer than you, is a shame.
Looks up from reading, putting away their book with a sigh and stands to retrieve something.
Yeah look, I don't really know what this is, but you need to knock it off 'cause it's getting kinda hostile...
Grins while picking up the ban-hammer, dusting it off absentmindedly.
...and we like to maintain a friendly atmosphere around here.
Sanding down the table the maintenance worker tries to envision feathers, scales, and spikes which ultimately leads to a laugh.
No, sorry, it was less of a preference thing. I just didn't realize you weren't bald! My bad.