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Zany Zanes wrote:The shadow looks up at the newcomer and then to the cheese handler with a raised raised eyebrow and a polite smile.

If they do, they haven't a license to sell.

The shadow returns their attention to the customer and smiles more warmly.

Great to see you though! Here for your free drink?

Absolutely! What kinds of chocolate milk ya got?

steals the cheese while no one's watching

Saltaria 2

To bad there’s no thecheeseshoponthecornerofeveryregion around here…

Doofinshmirtz wrote:Absolutely! What kinds of chocolate milk ya got?

An assortment! And if you want we could even whip up a couple more.

Pulls out a recently cleaned glass perfect for chocolate milk of any kind.

Sarand wrote:*pays for the drink*
*gives a tip of 25 usd*
I hope to see everyone here next week

A scrapping sound tears through the air as a leg slowly pulls the money into the crab shell.

Zany Zanes wrote:An assortment! And if you want we could even whip up a couple more.

Pulls out a recently cleaned glass perfect for chocolate milk of any kind.

Perhaps Dutch, however any kind is wonderful.
*slaps a currency of unknown origin on the table*
Deal?

Prusmia wrote:

*stares up at you whilst stealing gum from under the table*

shhhhhhh

Unperturbed the maintenance worker sets to work fixing the table, handing the customer a pair of goggles.

Here, gum picking can be dangerous business! Gotta protect your eyes!

Air bean wrote:*walks in with a pot of all types of cheese* hey hows it going

Gluing a piece of table back together.

Alright, and yourself?

Brocklandia wrote:Nah--sleep just turns your memories into dreams.

And speaking of your dreams, please explain again why they always seem to involve me wearing that Napoleon costume with a banana split on my head? The melting ice cream is gumming up my hair.

Holding the table together for the allotted fifteen minutes necessary for adhesion.

You have hair?

Neutrality Foundation wrote:Unperturbed the maintenance worker sets to work fixing the table, handing the customer a pair of goggles.

Here, gum picking can be dangerous business! Gotta protect your eyes!

Finally someone who understands the difficulties of this profession!

Doofinshmirtz wrote:Perhaps Dutch, however any kind is wonderful.
*slaps a currency of unknown origin on the table*
Deal?

The bartender nods, turning and heading to the walk in freezer, moving aside various limbs and body parts. A finger twitches nearby as the shadow brushes away some snow off a perfectly not frozen ordinary container of Dutch chocolate milk. They take their find and return to the bar, dutifully closing and locking the freezer carefully. They pour the drink into the glass and slide it to the patron, waving away the payment.

Thank you, but save that for your next order. Your first is on us!

Zany Zanes wrote:The bartender nods, turning and heading to the walk in freezer, moving aside various limbs and body parts. A finger twitches nearby as the shadow brushes away some snow off a perfectly not frozen ordinary container of Dutch chocolate milk. They take their find and return to the bar, dutifully closing and locking the freezer carefully. They pour the drink into the glass and slide it to the patron, waving away the payment.

Thank you, but save that for your next order. Your first is on us!

The newcomer smiles, both pleased and pleasantly surprised that they carried this fine beverage.
Downing the glass in one gulp, he frowns as he realizes his company-alloted time is up, and is promptly phased back to his cyber-cubicle.
A lone leg he was resting his arm on was brought with him.

I made a seaweed face mask and now I feel happy but odd.

I feel like my face is sushi now.

Definitely Toby wrote:I think I'm a ram. Idk. I'm a...
An enigma. At least to myself

I can go invisible and become a disembodied voice, but I'm too fatigued to do that.

Whaccha up to today.

the infamous cheese thief analyzes your collection of cheeses

Hi!

"You would be easy to rob..."

What kind of cheese ya got in there?

wow tell me how!

Dicerolla wrote:what are you talking about, shape-shifting is perfectly normal*

*unless you're a human, in which case L+Ratio

oh so this is a weird bar
btw is this a chain restaurant bc how much bars do you have if there's one at the corner of every region

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:wow tell me how!oh so this is a weird bar
btw is this a chain restaurant bc how much bars do you have if there's one at the corner of every region

We travel through time and space and everything. We're never in the same place for more than a week. We move locations, and we may go to other planets. We always end up back at this street. I find it odd..

I dematerialize, and then become a shadow....

.... and then I come back!

And continue to haunt no one's nightmares. I'm not scary to anything. Maybe a fly.

Maybe a duck, if I wanted to be

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Can I be the foot duck, eh?

Take the feet from my dead body. Eat them. I sprinkled something that will turn you into duck feet.

Prusmia wrote:Aren't you dead?

Yes, I always have been!

Zany Zanes wrote:Oh good, I just handed you a receipt for services rendered!

What is this “receipt” you speak of? These ghost zombie ducks do not have these things called “receipts”.

Zombie Ducks wrote:No, you know better!

Zamn, you also got struck by the “only IC?”

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:Zamn, you also got struck by the “only IC?”

What does IC mean?

Duck

Zombie Ducks wrote:What does IC mean?

Hm...

Checks the Big Book of Birds.

"Integrated Circuits or an IC is defined as a microchip on which thousands and hundreds of electrical components, such as resistors, capacitors and transistors, are fabricated. An IC functions as an oscillator, amplifier, microprocessor, timer or as computer memory."

Looks up.

Is that helpful?

Why is it hard to work out rn?

Definitely Toby wrote:Why is it hard to work out rn?

A difficult query to deduce. Perhaps it is related to why it is so hard to do homework right now.

Definitely Toby wrote:Stop it. Are you like this in real life? God...

No, no. Here you only get a few messages a day. In real life I'm much more constant. Let's all take a moment and pretend that's a good thing, shall we.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:You have hair?

What would you prefer? Feathers? Fish scales? Spikes? I could enjoy spikes ... though they'd wreck the hell out of my shirts. Oh, well, just another reason not to wear shirts. Win!

Definitely Toby wrote:Why is it hard to work out rn?

What are you working out? String theory? A solution for climate change? The only legitimate way to make clam chowder?

Brocklandia wrote:What are you working out? String theory? A solution for climate change? The only legitimate way to make clam chowder?

I wanna work out but string theory would be more fun

Brocklandia wrote:What would you prefer? Feathers? Fish scales? Spikes? I could enjoy spikes ... though they'd wreck the hell out of my shirts. Oh, well, just another reason not to wear shirts. Win!

pounces on you and puts a shirt on your neck

WEARRRR ITT! PUT ON CLOTHES!

wrestles it down your chest and into your arms

Stop. Being. So. Naked!

Definitely Toby wrote:pounces on you and puts a shirt on your neck
WEARRRR ITT! PUT ON CLOTHES!
wrestles it down your chest and into your arms
Stop. Being. So. Naked!

Is this shirt ... off the rack? Ew! Take it away. I don't wear clothing that you can afford.

(Hey!--Being a condescending jerk is fun. Why didn't anyone tell me?)

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