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Zany Zanes wrote:Scribbles something in the notepad.

Of course! I was just checking. And how have you been feeling lately? Calm? Lucid? None of the above?

Sad.

Zombie Ducks wrote:Sad.

Scribbles on notepad and portrays a sympathetic expression.

Of course. There, they're.

Writes out a receipt for services rendered and slides it over to the Head Duck as our session ends.

Zany Zanes wrote:Scribbles on notepad and portrays a sympathetic expression.

Of course. There, they're.

Writes out a receipt for services rendered and slides it over to the Head Duck as our session ends.

a pair of eyes meet yours from the beams

What a therapy session. Didn't even call emergency services because they were talking sh-

loses balance but grabs onto anything available

Definitely Toby wrote:a pair of eyes meet yours from the beams

What a therapy session. Didn't even call emergency services because they were talking sh-

loses balance but grabs onto anything available

!?!!?! - [pecks at hand]

Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:!?!!?! - [pecks at hand]

falls on a table and breaks it

Definitely Toby wrote:falls on a table and breaks it

[Angry bird noises and flys into birdhouse having to go clean again from pesky humans trying to Pet/ Grab / Squeeze BirdSelf]

Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:[Angry bird noises and flys into birdhouse having to go clean again from pesky humans to Pet/ Grab / Squeeze BirdSelf]

I'm not a-

Whatever.

Go bathe yourself, if you feel that dirty

tries to clean the table bits

Oh God I tried to look at videos of "types of boys girls like" and then I started gagging because I was appalled. I typed "girls like" because I wanted to watch one of those hs dating videos, you know?

But I want to know... if I like guys? I don't. They're.

Ewww!

Most of the people here are on one single side of the planet, so everyone's going to bed now. I guess I'll do the same...

Definitely Toby wrote:Oh God I tried to look at videos of "types of boys girls like" and then I started gagging because I was appalled. I typed "girls like" because I wanted to watch one of those hs dating videos, you know?

But I want to know... if I like guys? I don't. They're.

Ewww!

Most of the people here are on one single side of the planet, so everyone's going to bed now. I guess I'll do the same...

[Staring out window having cleaned its feathers of all Anthropomorphic Filth (fauns aswell) , as to say "Sleeping is Cringe"]

Zany Zanes wrote:Scribbles on notepad and portrays a sympathetic expression.

Of course. There, they're.

Writes out a receipt for services rendered and slides it over to the Head Duck as our session ends.

I am the head duck.

Zombie Ducks wrote:I am the head duck.

Oh good, I just handed you a receipt for services rendered!

Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:[Staring out window having cleaned its feathers of all Anthropomorphic Filth (fauns aswell) , as to say "Sleeping is Cringe"]

Sleeping is so good. It's healing. I need a sleep spell

Definitely Toby wrote:falls on a table and breaks it

Grabs a tool box and slips over to the table.

Zombie Ducks wrote:I am the head duck.

Aren't you dead?

Neutrality Foundation wrote:Grabs a tool box and slips over to the table.

*stares up at you whilst stealing gum from under the table*

shhhhhhh

Zombie Ducks wrote:I am the head duck.

Can I be the foot duck, eh?

Definitely Toby wrote:Sleeping is so good. It's healing. I need a sleep spell

I love sleep, it makes me forget

North-West Commland wrote:that's what you said

wdym

Definitely Toby wrote:wakes up, falling off the small shelf

Am demon. I guess I'm a goat. Idk

I'm rubber now, so the fall didn't hurt me. I'm going back up there now.

okay...
how are you shape-shifting

Dicerolla

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:okay...
how are you shape-shifting

what are you talking about, shape-shifting is perfectly normal*

*unless you're a human, in which case L+Ratio

*walks in with a pot of all types of cheese* hey hows it going

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:wdymokay...
how are you shape-shifting

I think I'm a ram. Idk. I'm a...
An enigma. At least to myself

I can go invisible and become a disembodied voice, but I'm too fatigued to do that.

Whaccha up to today.

Air bean wrote:*walks in with a pot of all types of cheese* hey hows it going

the infamous cheese thief analyzes your collection of cheeses

Hi!

"You would be easy to rob..."

What kind of cheese ya got in there?

Definitely Toby wrote:AncestryDNA doesn't help. In fact, I got a few emails and letters about how my dna was "oddly suspicious" and "will take more time to analyze" and "your DNA appears to contain non-human matter, and we are sending another test your way to get better results...?"

Sigh. How many times does this have to be repeated? To reduce the risk of contamination, always clean and sanitize your sex-toys after each use.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:I love sleep, it makes me forget

Nah--sleep just turns your memories into dreams.

And speaking of your dreams, please explain again why they always seem to involve me wearing that Napoleon costume with a banana split on my head? The melting ice cream is gumming up my hair.

Brocklandia wrote:Sigh. How many times does this have to be repeated? To reduce the risk of contamination, always clean and sanitize your sex-toys after each use.

Stop it. Are you like this in real life? God...

In all, not-so-much, realization, I think I'm a bull/ram demon. I don't know what this would mean for my personality..

Aggressive but passive at times with aggressive aggressive

A Tarantula wrote:From the register a glittering of eyes gaze upon the customer.

--. --- --- -.. . -. --- ..- --. .... - --- .--. .- -.-- ..-. --- .-. .. .-- --- -. -.. . .-.
Watches for payment.

*pays for the drink*
*gives a tip of 25 usd*
I hope to see everyone here next week

Doofinshmirtz wrote:Great! Got any mozzarella?

The shadow looks up at the newcomer and then to the cheese handler with a raised raised eyebrow and a polite smile.

If they do, they haven't a license to sell.

The shadow returns their attention to the customer and smiles more warmly.

Great to see you though! Here for your free drink?

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