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Haha, I sure love these new alcohols supplied by a trusty allied country that is known to have severe food safety issues! Oh God, grandma, is that you?

Great Libertona wrote:known to have severe food safety issues!

On behalf of the entire Bar, we hereby deny such slanderous, malicious allegations. Not the "severe" part--the "known" part. We hereby engage our plausible deniability defenses! Prepare to unleash TheOrc's legal team, composed entirely of hungry giant prosecution-eating dragons!

Definitely toby wrote:https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Lor-Zod_(New_Earth)
Doggie treat now.
Give. Give now.
Brocklandia give treat now.

Gosh, for a planet that exploded and left only one survivor, Krypton sure has a lot of its population still loitering about, doesn't it.

But no, no Lor-Zod for you, Ace. Here's a Scoo--

Er, I meant, here's a doggy treat for trying, though.

Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:On behalf of the entire Bar, we hereby deny such slanderous, malicious allegations. Not the "severe" part--the "known" part. We hereby engage our plausible deniability defenses! Prepare to unleash TheOrc's legal team, composed entirely of hungry giant prosecution-eating dragons!

Oh I see *Falls to the floor*

Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:Gosh, for a planet that exploded and left only one survivor, Krypton sure has a lot of its population still loitering about, doesn't it.

But no, no Lor-Zod for you, Ace. Here's a Scoo--

Er, I meant, here's a doggy treat for trying, though.

Fine I'll take it...

It tastes good...

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Pretty sure nobody has jurisdiction here...
Atleast that's what old 'Lake of Fur'* told me...
*Remember them?

Do they really have no jurisdiction or do we just ignore them with the same results?

*No, who? I think we had some tacos by that name.

Consuela de la Morrela, Armed forces of acara shura, and Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Zany Zanes wrote:Do they really have no jurisdiction or do we just ignore them with the same results?

*No, who? I think we had some tacos by that name.

Yeah we don't care, even if they did

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Pretty sure nobody has jurisdiction here...
Atleast that's what old 'Lake of Fur'* told me...
*Remember them?

*yes... now I'm sad. But it's okay.

It's okay now.

Brocklandia wrote:Aw, dang it! Er, I mean, thank you, wise judge of discernment and vindictiveness!

Yes, I'll undertake the burden of being judgmental in the next contest. As for form or subject matter, feel free to do whatever you want--sonnets, limericks, waltzes set to 17/4 time, whatever. Surprise and amaze us, you creative li'l goblins, you!

Putin getting mad
Have we waited too long?
ICBM’s

Great Libertona wrote:Oh God, grandma, is that you?

Nobody's called me "Grandma" in years. Wait--do I know you?

Neutrality Foundation and Definitely toby

Zombie ducks

Brocklandia wrote:Nobody's called me "Grandma" in years. Wait--do I know you?

Wait, you’re a grandmother?

Zombie ducks wrote:Wait, you’re a grandmother?

I think ze's whatever they want to be.

Definitely toby

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:I think ze's whatever they want to be.

Personally I'm a teen dad of 3 teenagers. It's all subjective

Zombie ducks wrote:Wait, you’re a grandmother?

Why, yes. I'm a 436-year-old grandmother with over 146 grandkids and 200 great-grandkids. I also have a peg-leg and a hump.

Definitely toby wrote:Personally I'm a teen dad of 3 teenagers.

So you have one of each?

Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:So you have one of each?

I have a kid from Florida, Manilla, and somewhere in Brazil. I found the first two in a box, and adopted them. The third one wanted to be called son.

They're 16-18, and they're all nerds!

I love them all! I even got a daughter-in-law who freaks me out with suggestive comments about my... 2nd oldest kid. They- get- he-

She... nvm

Brocklandia wrote:Why, yes. I'm a 436-year-old grandmother with over 146 grandkids and 200 great-grandkids. I also have a peg-leg and a hump.

You are also very fit, as you have proclaimed. I'm fit too! I got on an elliptical for about 10 minutes, and stopped when my body forced me to stop. My nerves aren't up to it yet, after my 8 hours of walking all day. It was nice. I like walking

*The dog buries Bebeshka behind the bar*

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:ee

cheese

Shameless shady 14666

Activity Check-in

I'm conducting a poll, so you are forced to answer it. Otherwise, i will complain to God Indusse.
Question:
Age:
Gender:
What will you break?
a. love
b. promise

answer only a or b, with your age and gender. No sentence is allowed. U can telegram me, or simply reply to this message. Failing to do so will result in my sadness.

Srvy4 wrote:Activity Check-in
I'm conducting a poll, so you are forced to answer it. Otherwise, i will complain to God Indusse.
Question:
Age:
Gender:
What will you break?
a. love
b. promise
answer only a or b, with your age and gender. No sentence is allowed. U can telegram me, or simply reply to this message. Failing to do so will result in my sadness.

Answer only a or b? Well, okay, here goes.

Age: a.
Gender: b.
What will you break? abbaabbaabba

There. As requested, now your sadness is ensured. You're welcome.

And stop spamming every RMB in NationStates with your poll, please.

Brocklandia wrote:Answer only a or b? Well, okay, here goes.

Age: a.
Gender: b.
What will you break? abbaabbaabba

There. As requested, now your sadness is ensured. You're welcome.

And stop spamming every RMB in NationStates with your poll, please.

I required answers 😔

Definitely toby

Srvy4 wrote:I required answers 😔

Are you a CIA spook?

Brocklandia wrote:Why, yes. I'm a 436-year-old grandmother with over 146 grandkids and 200 great-grandkids. I also have a peg-leg and a hump.

One of the queen’s children you are?

Definitely toby

Definitely toby

sleeps tied to the beam so i dont fall

Srvy4 wrote:I required answers 😔

And you got them. Perhaps the problem was with your question.

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:One of the queen’s children you are?

Be more specific. About which queen are you asking?

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