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Brocklandia wrote:Since when do you get to choose what color Definitely Toby becomes? I bet this means I get to choose whether tentacles or flippers are also involved in the transformation. I choose both! Let's have them sprout from the top of Definitely Toby's head!

Apparently it is.

Zombie Ducks wrote:*goes in your throat and finds the problem*

Aahahhhhhhhhh! Get out of my mouth!

bites your foot

Oh God, you taste gross.

Brocklandia wrote:Normal is boring. You'll be much happier once you adjust to the fluorescent orange, tentacles, and flippers. Now, how many mouths would you like? Horizontal, or vertical?

One. Horizontal one.

You know what? I'm kind of mad that everyone is on me right now, but I'll want 5 in a few days.

Brocklandia wrote:Refresh my memory: What are those again?

Body towels that don't show stuff.

How did the bar go from

"I have a bar. Does anyone want to help?"

To

"You'll probably make it out alive, if you can write good poetry and tip...."

In 6 years?

My guess is chaos culture. And also the Great Cthuhlu and Spaghetti Monster awakening. And the introduction of grimdark.

This is totally the buttery effect. One person decided to be chaotic, and everyone followed suit.

I try to be the comic relief, but lately I have not been. But who's to say the comic relief can't take another role for a minute, even tho I am considering... um... hiding now.

But anyways.

I marvel about how we adopted the religious phrase
praise be

Definitely Toby wrote:Aahahhhhhhhhh! Get out of my mouth!

bites your foot

Oh God, you taste gross.

Iím a ghost, my feet canít be bitten! You were biting through my foot the entire time! I put Nellieís foot in your mouth. She never showered ever and stepped in mud all the time! *evil laughter*

Zombie Ducks wrote:Iím a ghost, my feet canít be bitten! You were biting through my foot the entire time! I put Nellieís foot in your mouth. She never showered ever and stepped in mud all the time! *evil laughter*

i bit your ghost foot. It hurt a lot

I bit both.

Nellie, why??

Definitely Toby wrote: the Great Cthuhlu and Spaghetti Monster

Cleaning a glass.

Praise be.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION!!!

Pulls lever on sprinkler system.

Pulls an umbrella out of the Colorful Bag and stands beneath it.

Zany Zanes wrote:

Picks up a cap and tries it on. Deciding it's not for them they toss it up to Neu in the rafters.

Catches.

Ooh! Nifty!

Definitely Toby wrote:the Great Cthuhlu and Spaghetti Monster awakening.

Trying on the new cap.

Praise be!

shakes the water off my body, getting all the hiding people wet

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION!!!

Pulls lever on sprinkler system.

No! Wait!
frantically tries to scramble under a stool before the falling water soaks everything

Definitely Toby wrote:Nooooooo-

Sike.

sends you to the void.

laughs as you fall into the darkness

jumps off the ceiling and leaves the front door you tried to blow up

Don't throw weapons at me... ...have fun in that hellhole. It quickly gets old...

*He just climbed out of there.*

Okay Jerry, remember the party at 6!

Definitely Toby wrote:You know what? I'm kind of mad that everyone is on me right now.

Oh, hush. You love the attention, and you know it.

Armed Forces Of Acara Shura wrote:*He just climbed out of there.*

Okay Jerry, remember the party at 6!

Hello, again.

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, hush. You love the attention, and you know it.

I do... i love attention

Definitely Toby wrote:How did the bar go from
"I have a bar. Does anyone want to help?"
To
"You'll probably make it out alive, if you can write good poetry and tip...."
In 6 years?

You're right--we should have done it much faster, but we've been taking our time. The Bar has had a number of modes over time--sometimes customers want to investigate the basements, and other times they obsess about The Only Proper Way To Make a Schnoozlefoam, and still others focus on running WWII Panzer tanks through the main dining room. My point is, some death spirals use a casual timeline.

Definitely Toby wrote:One person decided to be chaotic, and everyone followed suit.

You're welcome. But I'm not taking credit here. I've only been loitering around ... er, employed by the Bar for about five and a half years, and the chaos was well underway when I plunged in headfirst. I say we blame that really tall and hairy rabbit who used to wipe down the bar with a moistened hamster. I think that handsome fellow is still hiding in the sub-basements somewhere. I meant the hamster. The rabbit hasn't been seen in about two years.

Brocklandia wrote:You're right--we should have done it much faster, but we've been taking our time. The Bar has had a number of modes over time--sometimes customers want to investigate the basements, and other times they obsess about The Only Proper Way To Make a Schnoozlefoam, and still others focus on running WWII Panzer tanks through the main dining room. My point is, some death spirals use a casual timeline.

You're welcome. But I'm not taking credit here. I've only been loitering around ... er, employed by the Bar for about five and a half years, and the chaos was well underway when I plunged in headfirst. I say we blame that really tall and hairy rabbit who used to wipe down the bar with a moistened hamster. I think that handsome fellow is still hiding in the sub-basements somewhere. I meant the hamster. The rabbit hasn't been seen in about two years.

I don't want to talk about this anymore. But yeah you have can take a lot of credit from that. You and a certain furball made the bar what it is today.

How about we do something less-
How about we-

I don't want anymore attention. Going to the roof above the bar on every region now.

Pricane wrote:shakes the water off my body, getting all the hiding people wet

She narrows her eyes at them
Hmph. You did that on purpose. Now I smell like cat and dog.

Nekojin wrote:Now I smell like cat and dog.

Well, this ought to be entertaining to watch.

Hello guys, my country is having an elections today

Nekojin wrote:She narrows her eyes at them
Hmph. You did that on purpose. Now I smell like cat and dog.

No I didn't. Where am I supposed to find a towel or anything to get the water off me...

...everything's covered in water.

Brocklandia wrote:Well, this ought to be entertaining to watch.

shakes water on you intentionally this time

I guess this is the first time I've had a makeshift bath in a few... weeks.

Songs you dont understand wrote:Hello guys, my country is having an elections today

Sounds.... like election emotions are gonna come out today.

I don't like elections, especially when parties directly oppose one another. But I guess they're necessary.

Political Apathy In General + 50

Pricane wrote:I guess this is the first time I've had a makeshift bath in a few... weeks.

I agree. Hygiene is overrated. Fortunately the smell from the kitchen tends to cover our personal odors.

Songs you dont understand wrote:Hello guys, my country is having an elections today

My sympathies.

But seriously, elections are important. They give you someone new to blame for the next several years.

Definitely Toby wrote:Sounds.... like election emotions are gonna come out today.

I misread that as "electron emotions." Pity--I prefer my reading, because I'm in favor of electrocuting quite a large percentage of the world's idiots politicians. High amperages? Yes, please.

Zany Zanes wrote:Takes a second to compose themself after this shocking horror surprise.

Thank you!

So it seems. Let's do cinquain's this time. Any subject.

To make a cinquain: There are five lines total.
The first line is one word which is the title of the poem.
The second line contains two words which are adjectives that describe the title.
The third line has three words that tell the reader more about the subject of the poem or show action. Many times these words are gerunds that end with -ing.
The fourth line has four words that show emotions about the subject of the poem and may be individual words or a phrase.
The fifth line is one word that is a synonym of the title or is very similar to it.

Example:

Cinquain
Thoughtful, emotional,
Representing, presenting, creating,
In just five lines,
Poetry.

Rain
Cold, damp
Falling, splashing, dripping
Hiding all my tears
Water

Brocklandia wrote:Well, this ought to be entertaining to watch.

Just wait until it gets all humid, then it will be entertaining to smell too

Pricane wrote:No I didn't. Where am I supposed to find a towel or anything to get the water off me...

...everything's covered in water.
shakes water on you intentionally this time

I guess this is the first time I've had a makeshift bath in a few... weeks.

Her ears flatten and pupils narrow to slits, shoulders going rigid as she stands, toppling the bar chair over.

You mean to tell me you haven't washed in weeks? and you throw water all over me?

Points a clawed finger at Pricane, the air growing suddenly cold

Well I never! I don't like to do this, but you force my hand!
I hereby sentence you, Pricane...

To a spa day! For both of us since we're both filthy! Won't that be nice?

Nekojin wrote:For both of us since we're both filthy! Won't that be nice?

Why don't you and Pricane go wait in the alley out back. As soon as I hook up the high-pressure fire hose, I'll come spray you down.

Nekojin wrote:Just wait until it gets all humid, then it will be entertaining to smell tooHer ears flatten and pupils narrow to slits, shoulders going rigid as she stands, toppling the bar chair over.

You mean to tell me you haven't washed in weeks? and you throw water all over me?

Points a clawed finger at Pricane, the air growing suddenly cold

Well I never! I don't like to do this, but you force my hand!
I hereby sentence you, Pricane...

To a spa day! For both of us since we're both filthy! Won't that be nice?

I'm allergic to soap....

Brocklandia wrote:Why don't you and Pricane go wait in the alley out back. As soon as I hook up the high-pressure fire hose, I'll come spray you down.

I'm afraid this is more dangerous than soap.

Get dog shampoo. Then we'll talk. Yeah we can have snacks and stuff.

Brocklandia wrote:My sympathies.

But seriously, elections are important. They give you someone new to blame for the next several years.

Also, our candidates is a son of a benevolent dictator, a boxer, a unintelligent lawyer and a TV star.

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