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Armed Forces Of Acara Shura wrote:I am not drunk?

Anyway, you get some- WHAT THE F*CK IS THA'?!

What are you talking about??

The duck I chased outside? Yeah we're playing tic tac toe on the roof

Armed Forces Of Acara Shura wrote:May I also get a Pizza Menu? Brocklandia

The menus are on the tables--pizzas as listed on pages 735 through 759. But Brocklandia isn't a pizza topping yet, and in spite of Cheffy's best efforts I want to keep it that way.

Brocklandia wrote:The menus are on the tables--pizzas as listed on pages 735 through 759. But Brocklandia isn't a pizza topping yet, and in spite of Cheffy's best efforts I want to keep it that way.

*tells Cheffy to make Brocky pizza so the ducks can feast* Iíve always wanted to taste Brocky meat! He he heÖ

Brocklandia wrote:The menus are on the tables--pizzas as listed on pages 735 through 759. But Brocklandia isn't a pizza topping yet, and in spite of Cheffy's best efforts I want to keep it that way.

I see...
*yawns*

Too sleepy to interact much...
Want to try purple drink. There's also blue and red. I want blue and red, actually. It might be less violent to my system...

Zombie Ducks wrote:*tells Cheffy to make Brocky pizza so the ducks can feast* Iíve always wanted to taste Brocky meat! He he heÖ

Same.... but I can't break my no-people promise. How about some chicken pizza with the blue and red drinks, please...

I'll get to it in a moment. Let me stretch. Naps are nice

i want apple juice

-Emuus the Great

The bar was packed! Also just realized Zany Zanes called me not big and bad. I am sad now.

I did say I was the goodest boy, however, proving the notion of me not being that. I can be bad. I'll... trap someone somewhere and force them to listen to my transformers rants. There. Very bad

No. I'll attack Brocky and give us Brocky pizza. I'd be big and bad then, probably. Probably gonna get maced. Probably gonna get attacked. Probably gonna get hurt. Probably gonna....

I'm just gonna sit here... and... nap... and bark at stuff. And eat bones...

I can't be a big bad wolf... ...I can only be a pet dog... who turns into a human.

Mcdonald employee wrote:who want some Big Macs

Hmm... sure...
Do I have to pay?
*knocks sandwiches out of your hand and carries them in my mouth*

*gives you a few dollars*

Post self-deleted by Mcdonald employee.

Mcdonald employee

Pricane wrote:The bar was packed! Also just realized Zany Zanes called me not big and bad. I am sad now.

I did say I was the goodest boy, however, proving the notion of me not being that. I can be bad. I'll... trap someone somewhere and force them to listen to my transformers rants. There. Very bad

No. I'll attack Brocky and give us Brocky pizza. I'd be big and bad then, probably. Probably gonna get maced. Probably gonna get attacked. Probably gonna get hurt. Probably gonna....

I'm just gonna sit here... and... nap... and bark at stuff. And eat bones...

I can't be a big bad wolf... ...I can only be a pet dog... who turns into a human.
Hmm... sure...
Do I have to pay?
*knocks sandwiches out of your hand and carries them in my mouth*

*gives you a few dollars*

heres the menu to see the price of the big mac

McDonalds Menu

by Mcdonald employee

Burgers:

Big Mac - 52 Dollars

Regular Sized Burger - 30 Dollars

Breakfast Burger - 87 Dollars

Chicken Burger - 54 Dollars

Cheese Burger - 71 Dollars

A La Carte:

2 Piece Chicken n Rice - 89 Dollars

1 Piece Chicken n Rice - 59 Dollars

Burger Patty -50 Dollars

Burger Steak - 72 Dollars

Fries n Burger - 56 Dollars

Drinks:

Coke - 19 Dollars

Royale - 25 Dollars

Pepsi - 16 Dollars

Pepsi-Cola - 52 Dollars

Water - FREE

Milkshake (Any Flavor) - 67 Dollars

Seperate Meals:

Fries - 32 Dollars

Bucket o' Chicken - 193 Dollars

Family Sized Bucket o' Chicken - 239

Rice - 12 Dollars

Corn - 15 Dollars

Read dispatch

Mcdonald employee wrote:heres the menu to see the price of the big mac

McDonalds Menu

by Mcdonald employee

Burgers:

Big Mac - 52 Dollars

Regular Sized Burger - 30 Dollars

Breakfast Burger - 87 Dollars

Chicken Burger - 54 Dollars

Cheese Burger - 71 Dollars

A La Carte:

2 Piece Chicken n Rice - 89 Dollars

1 Piece Chicken n Rice - 59 Dollars

Burger Patty -50 Dollars

Burger Steak - 72 Dollars

Fries n Burger - 56 Dollars

Drinks:

Coke - 19 Dollars

Royale - 25 Dollars

Pepsi - 16 Dollars

Pepsi-Cola - 52 Dollars

Water - FREE

Milkshake (Any Flavor) - 67 Dollars

Seperate Meals:

Fries - 32 Dollars

Bucket o' Chicken - 193 Dollars

Family Sized Bucket o' Chicken - 239

Rice - 12 Dollars

Corn - 15 Dollars

Read dispatch

I'm a jobless! I don't have a business. I don't have income. I ...

No- *takes money and runs with the food, too fast for you to catch me*

MINE!!!

*The dog buries Jopic in the kitchen*

*The goats drag Groziconfulissaia to the kitchen*

Hi

De Leur wrote:Hi

Hello, can I get you something to drink?

Zany Zanes wrote:Hello, can I get you something to drink?

Iíll have a virgin shirley temple

Zombie Penguins wrote:The weekend poetry contest is under way! As Nekojin has yet to decide on a winner for last week's contest, um, Zombie Goats will be forced to judge your scribblings unless that changes anytime soon.

Is this weekendís poetry contest a new contest or a continuation of last weekís for which Zombie Goats will judge in a few days? A more important question is if Zombie Goats is judging the contest, whoís trimming the lawn? The only thing Iíve seen keep the lawn at bay was Zombie Goatsís unbreakable teeth and insatiable appetite for unruly grass.

*stares at Zany Zanes with my paws on the counter*

Alrighty, Iím finished fueling my Shenyang J-7 fighter jet with fish dumped in oil while listening to a parody of Nobody Like U.

De Leur wrote:Iíll have a virgin shirley temple

Mixes syrup and ginger ale soda, dropping a cherry in the end product and handing it to the customer.

Enjoy!

Pricane wrote:*stares at Zany Zanes with my paws on the counter*

Grabs a spray bottle.

Paws off the counter.

Zany Zanes wrote:Mixes syrup and ginger ale soda, dropping a cherry in the end product and handing it to the customer.

Enjoy!Grabs a spray bottle.

Paws off the counter.

*gets down*

What about hands?

I had a dream that I lived in Africa and they were doing this ritual. And they didn't say anything about requiring me to do it, but I did it and they were excited. And then they kicked me out of the second one, cause you had to actually be one of them to do it. And I wasn't.

Pricane wrote:*gets down*

What about hands?

Shrugs.

Honestly I'd prefer nothing on the counter. It's so hard to get anyone to clean up the area in the first place.

Sprays where the paws touched and wipes up the mess.

Zany Zanes wrote:Shrugs.

Honestly I'd prefer nothing on the counter. It's so hard to get anyone to clean up the area in the first place.

Sprays where the paws touched and wipes up the mess.

Oh... can I get water? I just remembered it's been.. no it's been a day. I had water yesterday.. I just want more.

How does one act big and bad? Will I grow into it? I feel I'm not fulfilling my purpose as a werewolf. I haven't done anything feral or wild. If anything, I annoyed Brocklandia one time

Songs you dont understand wrote:Hey, this song is sus. ඞ

Karush and Gaya Harutyunyan - Sus Mna
https://youtu.be/PqFcd6Te7Eg

I like it.

Hey, this song is sus. ඞ

Karush and Gaya Harutyunyan - Sus Mna
https://youtu.be/PqFcd6Te7Eg

Pricane wrote:Oh... can I get water? I just remembered it's been.. no it's been a day. I had water yesterday.. I just want more.

How does one act big and bad?

Puts on some gloves and runs some water from the faucet into a bowl. While waiting, the shadowy bartender takes a moment to consider their question. The shadows wrapped around them unfurl filling the space behind the bar, their eyes the only defined piece of their face now glowing, rising to the ceiling. A sharp grin slips easily from the dark, reflective teeth shining bright.

𝓜𝓪𝔂𝓫𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮...𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘?

Returns the shadows to themself and sets the bowl before the customer.

Enjoy!

Zany Zanes wrote:Puts on some gloves and runs some water from the faucet into a bowl. While waiting, the shadowy bartender takes a moment to consider their question. The shadows wrapped around them unfurl filling the space behind the bar, their eyes the only defined piece of their face now glowing, rising to the ceiling. A sharp grin slips easily from the dark, reflective teeth shining bright.

𝓜𝓪𝔂𝓫𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮...𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘?

Returns the shadows to themself and sets the bowl before the customer.

Enjoy!

I see......

Now I'm worried on what this water has, even though I know you can't touch water.... thanks for the demonstration...
*mildly afraid*

*drinks water*

The Nomads Trek

I journey afar,
Like a wayward star.
Ungiven to reason,
Through the season,
Upon my soul might it mar.

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