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Definitely not east lodge wrote:This is the equivalent of having the ability to fly. And then you see someone who's like "I can fly for 2 seconds"

Anyone can fly. The only question is how large a catapult is needed to really zing 'em up into the atmosphere.

Okay, so that's not really flight--more like a slow-motion midair tumble, followed by a big splat somewhere far enough away that no one here will have to clean it up. But if they flail ... er, flap their arms a few times while tumbling, it'll look like flight in the videos we post to the Bar's pay-per-view site, and that's close enough.

Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Definitely not east lodge

Pope of Joemama 2 wrote:i will eat 50 boiled potatoes.
not sure I trust Cheffy tho.

Then if not Cheffy's kitchen, where will these potatoes come from? I ain't going to the grocery market.

Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and Definitely not east lodge

Definitely not east lodge

Brocklandia wrote:I call dibs on being off-maroon.

Oh no you're right

Brocklandia wrote:That's what the disconnect button is for.

Yeah

Pope of Joemama 2 wrote:i will eat 50 boiled potatoes.

not sure I trust Cheffy tho.

They're potatoes. They come from the Potato farm down the road

Brocklandia wrote:Anyone can fly. The only question is how large a catapult is needed to really zing 'em up into the atmosphere.

Okay, so that's not really flight--more like a slow-motion midair tumble, followed by a big splat somewhere far enough away that no one here will have to clean it up. But if they flail ... er, flap their arms a few times while tumbling, it'll look like flight in the videos we post to the Bar's pay-per-view site, and that's close enough.

Yeah put someone on drugs and they'll be associating people with color in no time just like Zombie Ducks.

Zombie ducks probably needs a hug. Come here. Come get a hug

Definitely not east lodge

Brocklandia wrote:Then if not Cheffy's kitchen, where will these potatoes come from? I ain't going to the grocery market.

But it's cheaper to go to the store. You get more stuff for cheaper. $3 single portion of chicken vs $3 bag of chicken.

Zombie Ducks wrote:What even is T-Pop? Turkish pop?

Yep.

Definitely not east lodge wrote:Yeah put someone on drugs and they'll be associating people with color in no time just like Zombie Ducks.

Zombie ducks probably needs a hug. Come here. Come get a hug

I donít want a hug. Donít go on a drug!

Brocklandia wrote:I call dibs on being off-maroon.

Youíre mostly blue, with a bit of maroon, orange and yellow.

Definitely not east lodge wrote:What color am I?

I canít think of one.

Zany Zanes wrote:Aw, thanks ZP! You're kinda yellow-y orange yourself.

My name isnít ZP. The D is the only orange letter. D is very orange.

Definitely not east lodge

Zombie Ducks wrote:My name isnít ZP. The D is the only orange letter. D is very orange.

Ah, you are very correct and I apologize, Zombie Ducks. I was tired.

Zany Zanes wrote:Ah, you are very correct and I apologize, Zombie Ducks. I was tired.

I am too. My Dad woke me up from a nap.

Zombie Ducks wrote:I am too. My Dad woke me up from a nap.

The horror! Have him executed at dawn!

Brocklandia wrote:The horror! Have him executed at dawn!

I woke up to Bethany trying to operate on me. Had to kick her off me.

Bethany apologized... and I did too.

Now is that a request or an empty threat?

Definitely not east lodge

Zombie Ducks wrote:I donít want a hug. Donít go on a drug!

Youíre mostly blue, with a bit of maroon, orange and yellow.

I canít think of one.

My name isnít ZP. The D is the only orange letter. D is very orange.

That was a joke. Okay then, no hug.

Finds -lsd-
Looks around. Pockets it.
Thought: This place is weird enough already that it'll probably make no difference to how things normally are around here.
...🤔

I would like Jehovahs witness stew.
(Places down a few clothing buttons as payment)
*Places his Metal Arm on Clean Table waiting patiencetly on the Clean Booth Seat*

Comes for the soul of the Jehovahs Witness...

I CARE NOT WHAT BECOMES OF THE BODY. THE SOUL HOWEVER IS IN FOR QUITE THE SURPRISE! JEHOVAH IS NOT KEEN ON WITNESSES - HE PREFERS TO BE UNSEEN, AND WITNESSES TO REMAIN ETERNALLY SILENT.

The Grimm Reaper wrote:Comes for the soul of the Jehovahs Witness...

I CARE NOT WHAT BECOMES OF THE BODY. THE SOUL HOWEVER IS IN FOR QUITE THE SURPRISE! JEHOVAH IS NOT KEEN ON WITNESSES - HE PREFERS TO BE UNSEEN, AND WITNESSES TO BE REMAIN ETERNALLY SILENT.

You took my soul once. Never again *shakes first at the The Grimm Reaper*

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Finds -lsd-
Looks around. Pockets it.
Thought: This place is weird enough already that it'll probably make no difference to how things normally are around here.
...🤔

Holy sh°t this stuff is good!

Climbs the walls, and crawls across the ceiling, before floating out the window...

Brocklandia wrote:Wait--you have an income? Every those of us with jobs here at the Bar don't have that. How did you swing one of those?

Dicerolla wrote:MONEY ISN'T REAL WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT

Although I work for Peanuts, I must pay tax on the market value of items received. Isnít government bureaucracy wonderful?

Must sell my income to pay tax on the imputed income!

The Grimm Reaper wrote:Comes for the soul of the Jehovahs Witness...

I CARE NOT WHAT BECOMES OF THE BODY. THE SOUL HOWEVER IS IN FOR QUITE THE SURPRISE! JEHOVAH IS NOT KEEN ON WITNESSES - HE PREFERS TO BE UNSEEN, AND WITNESSES TO REMAIN ETERNALLY SILENT.

Careful! Jahovas witness shouldn't be underestimated. It might be a trick.
next thing you know, you'll be trapped, pamphlet in hand, listening to the maddening droning on and on about the love of an infinite god. Or-- well-- that's what you thought it was about. You got distracted by the strange keening qualities to their voices. Later that night, when you try to fall asleep, the keening tunes don't leave. they twist and ride in pitch. They--- oh. Getting off on a tangent

Anyway, I think you'll find that It's not you that omes for the Jehovas witness. They come for you.

Brocklandia wrote:The horror! Have him executed at dawn!

No.

Definitely not east lodge wrote:That was a joke. Okay then, no hug.

Now I do. :P

East Lodge and Definitely not east lodge

Steps through the glowing doorway from the Zombie Research Institute to check on some things...

Like The Fooᴅ BıoScıєɴтısтs of Auztraalia's genetically enhanced spider colonies, cockroach farms, and collection of snake pits in the dungeons...

...that 'stuff' that doesn't exist, but is 'too dangerous' to keep in that top secret storage facility actually owned by The Dᴀяк sʜᴀᴅowʏ ԍᴜv'мıⁿт ᴀԍєⁿтs of Animal Farmerica...

...the cache of old Tesla coil tower parts, broken gas centrifuges, radioactive waste, and leaky bioweapons canisters deposited by The Иєo-Вoʟsʜєvıк Scıєɴтısтs of Eurasian Alliance...

...a small droid army created by The Sᴜpєʀpowєʀfᴜʟ Mᴀɴᴜfᴀcтᴜʀєʀs of Eastazia, and stashed in a warehouse sized room they discovered in an abandoned floor of the basement levels...

...and those dark fungi farms, and glowing grow rooms installed by The Pʜᴀʀ𐌌ᴀcoʟoԍ°sтs of The Nether Regions.

Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart wrote:Steps through the glowing doorway from the Zombie Research Institute to check on some things...

Like The Fooᴅ BıoScıєɴтısтs of Auztraalia's genetically enhanced spider colonies, cockroach farms, and collection of snake pits in the dungeons...

...that 'stuff' that doesn't exist, but is 'too dangerous' to keep in that top secret storage facility actually owned by The Dᴀяк sʜᴀᴅowʏ ԍᴜv'мıⁿт ᴀԍєⁿтs of Animal Farmerica...

...the cache of old Tesla coil tower parts, broken gas centrifuges, radioactive waste, and leaky bioweapons canisters deposited by The Иєo-Вoʟsʜєvıк Scıєɴтısтs of Eurasian Alliance...

...a small droid army created by The Sᴜpєʀpowєʀfᴜʟ Mᴀɴᴜfᴀcтᴜʀєʀs of Eastazia, and stashed in a warehouse sized room they discovered in an abandoned floor of the basement levels...

...and those dark fungi farms, and glowing grow rooms installed by The Pʜᴀʀ𐌌ᴀcoʟoԍ°sтs of The Nether Regions.

I need to go now!

Zombie Ducks wrote:No.

Now I do. :P

Okay then.

*retreats to lab feeling that something is wrong, doesnt know what, something about what a pineapple is...

Definitely not east lodge

Zombie Ducks wrote:No.

Now I do. :P

*hug*

Sips tea with The Qᴜᴀɴтᴜ𐌌 Pʜʏsıcısтs of Bruddhistan in a dark corner table - Just watching the other patrons...

The tea magically manifests a refill with each sip.
Praise be to the Lord: The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Observes 3 'Yᴀᴜтjᴀ' in full camouflage stealthily walk through the Bar and down into the basement levels...

(Either two people brought the alts or were just vibing tonight. They're same format tells me they're the same guy 3 times...)

Hey, can I get an apple?
*sits at a table, drinking just water*

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