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NewOrderOfGermany wrote:I built my flame tank

And we appreciate your creative use of--are those lamb chop bones?--your creative use of found and repurposed materials. Very "green" of you. But those fuel tanks and anything else with the Bar's logo stamped on them really should be returned.

At third place we have...

Brocklandia wrote:Not technically a haiku in the classic sense, but--*ahem!*--presenting my haiku-like entry for the contest.
_____

I like the time
before dawn, because no one is
around to remind

me who I am,
so it's easier to remember
who I want to be.

At second place we have...

Zany Zanes wrote:A page of paper,
Drifting across the counter,
Lands in poetry.

Mornings sleepy chill,
A dragon breathes clouds of steam,
Flames wash it away.

And First Place goes to....

Sideways silas wrote:Here's one for you:

Beans on the toaster
Should I unplug it or not?
Afraid to get zapped

A few Honorary Mentions:

Songs you dont understand wrote:Eh, anyway. My haiku.

Oh, I love A-Pop
The music I really like
Your ears might like it.

The Peanut Feast wrote:Clouds moving along
Sunshine glints through a treetop
Wind against my face

Brocklandia wrote:And we appreciate your creative use of--are those lamb chop bones?--your creative use of found and repurposed materials. Very "green" of you. But those fuel tanks and anything else with the Bar's logo stamped on them really should be returned.

i-, that is an X3-S, Flame tank, it does not contain anything from the bar

Ambrossa wrote:At third place we have...

Well, hurrah!--Or "well, dang," depending on your perspective--your nether-parts shall remain un-flamehrower'ed ... for now.

Thank you, judge of wisdom and artistic discernment!

NewOrderOfGermany wrote:i-, that is an X3-S, Flame tank, it does not contain anything from the bar

And that stops me from using administrative overreach to try to claim all the expensive parts how exactly?

Brocklandia wrote:Well, hurrah!--Or "well, dang," depending on your perspective--your nether-parts shall remain un-flamehrower'ed ... for now.

Thank you, judge of wisdom and artistic discernment!

I totally didn't do it with the concern of keeping said "nether-parts"

Ambrossa wrote:I totally didn't do it with the concern of keeping said "nether-parts"

Suuuuurrre!

Zombie Ducks wrote:Then go outside!

Not how that works when you're a HeRMiTTT!!

Brocklandia wrote:That probably depends on which planet you're visiting at the time.

I'm on earth at the moment. It won't last too long, however.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:You're 16th out of 74!
The Grimm Reaper is lazier than you!

Thats an insult there... almost as insulting as... being alone I guess...

I'm gonna take the cash register btw.

Sideways silas

Ambrossa wrote:first place

WOOT woot!!

*Hops around, flailing hands wildly*

I WON!

So, uuh... What's that mean?
...and why are you alls lookin' at me like I just resigned my soul to the devil?

Ambrossa wrote:I totally didn't do it with the concern of keeping said "nether-parts"

You don't have to justify why you gave me Third Place, as long as you gave me Third Place. Motivations are the sort of thing you should take up with a therapist or a defense lawyer.

Now, doesn't my new Third Place trophy look good on my shelf?

Sideways silas wrote:...and why are you alls lookin' at me like I just resigned my soul to the devil?

We assumed you'd sold your soul eons ago. We're all looking at you because you're making vague mouth-like noises and you're not the Bar's jukebox. I mean, how do we unplug you?

Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Sideways silas

Sideways silas wrote:WOOT woot!!

*Hops around, flailing hands wildly*

I WON!

So, uuh... What's that mean?

It means you get to judge the next contest. You can choose a poetry style and theme if you want. Let us know.

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, Sideways silas, and Ambrossa

*The dog sniffs at Zombie sabretoothed tiger then drags them out of the bar*

Zombie Dog wrote:*The dog sniffs at Zombie sabretoothed tiger then drags them out of the bar*

Announcing Cheffy's latest lunch special creation: Sabretoothed burritos con carne! Get 'em while they're still twitching. Order up!

Brocklandia wrote:Announcing Cheffy's latest lunch special creation: Sabretoothed burritos con carne! Get 'em while they're still twitching. Order up!

They are gone. In my stomach. They were so good yet I fear my life now…

Ambrossa wrote:They are gone. In my stomach. They were so good yet I fear my life now…

Hey, you think that stops any of us from eating it, being in your stomach doesn't mean it's not edible.

Hey, eh
How you doin everybody

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Hey, eh
How you doin everybody

A crew member stands up to shout
I saw that game last night! Those winged guys should have won!
The crew mutters in agreement

*takes cash register assuming you have something that isn't technological*

Pricane wrote:*takes cash register assuming you have something that isn't technological*

You realize the register is empty, right?

Ambrossa wrote:They are gone. In my stomach. They were so good yet I fear my life now…

As well you should. Do you think two stomach pumps will be enough, or do you want to reserve all four?

Pricane wrote:Not how that works when you're a HeRMiTTT!!

Hermit? What’s that?

Zombie Ducks wrote:Hermit? What’s that?

A type of really cute little crab. They're delicious in stews.

Sideways silas

Brocklandia wrote:

We assumed you'd sold your soul eons ago. We're all looking at you because you're making vague mouth-like noises and you're not the Bar's jukebox. I mean, how do we unplug you?

I guess you could try tugging on...
...
Y'know, nevermind

Sideways silas

Zombie Penguins wrote:It means you get to judge the next contest. You can choose a poetry style and theme if you want. Let us know.

Hey sounds fun!

How's about some poems about breathing... Or why we should all fear the sun?
I'll let you all choose which prompt to use

Brocklandia wrote:You realize the register is empty, right?

Honestly robbing this bar is a mistake
You’d probably walk out of this bar with less money than you walked in with, plus some debt.
But at least you could get some maple syrup while you’re at it, eh

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