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The weekend poetry contest has begun! Zany Zanes wants to see some Bredlik poems.
Brocklandia and Pricane
"The moon is a good name for this poem"
The moon is bright
And it glows well
I look at it
And I see art
It offers peace
A peace of mind
That the sun can't
And thats what tries
It charges gems
And your soul too
The tingling in you
When the beams stem
La Luna El Sol
El Sol y La
La Luna La Luna
El Sol El Sol
You can try, but we've never seen our lemonade do as it's told.
But here--here's a glass you can use as a test subject.
Since when do cats, hairless or otherwise, teleport? They're much too lazy and prefer to have you carry them.
Of course they do! They invest in bank vaults and attack penguins as guards.
And if the penguins get killed in the line of duty? Well, that's where those Zombie Penguins come from.
Zombie Penguins and Pricane
Now I’m covered in purple bumps. Okay…
Zany Zanes and Pricane
Oh yeah. That makes sense. I'm gonna go to the The Bakery Across the Street and see if they have a cool roof.
I died and came back to life
The Moon The Sun
The Sun and The
The Moon The Moon
The Sun The Sun
Okay… That’s confusing… At least I translated it for you!
Brocklandia and Pricane
Woo-hoo! Another chance to expand my collection of Third Place trophies! Come to papa, Third Place, come to papa!
_____
I remember
laughing with you,
our breath like smoke
hanging in that
December night.
You told me some-
thing I'll never
forget: you said
this is the whole world,
and now I see
how you were right.
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Pricane
I thought pica was a ten-point typeface?
Cat ready to pounce
Catching all it can
Mouse frozen in fear
It sprang then ran
Mouse jumped into grass
Grass is too tall
Cat missed its prey
Mouse was too small
Cat walks back home
It was just play
Grass hid the mouse
Safe for a day
Or one of the less-interesting varieties of Pokemon? I mean, come on. Pica is a large rat, he shoots electricity, and he's yellow? I can make things like that all day using ordinary subway rats --just paint 'em yellow and duct-tape tasers to their backs.
I also tried using frayed electrical cords instead of tasers, but that limited how far they could wander from a socket. With tasers they can go anywhere, so you're sacrificing firepower but getting better mobility and range.
Speaking of, have you ever wondered about all the giant Pokemon mentioned in Greek myths? I think the only reason Odysseus didn't try to catch them all was because they were actively trying to eat him.
The lemonade is giving me hallucinations… 🥴🥴🥴
Really? Dang, the place is serving some weak lemonade these days.
Yeah, usually the lemonade kills you, sends your soul to the afterlife of a religion worshiped only on a tiny South Pacific island in the Fifth and Sixth Centuries, makes your corpse smell like a random form of citrus, resurrects you, and then gives you hallucinations. Sounds like this batch is trying to skip a few steps.
Ooh! I love citrus! But I think I’m about do die. I just slipped and hit my head on the floor. Someone, please clean up the blood spewing from my face! Thank yo- 😵
What's wrong with this lemonade?
*drinks the remaining lemonade*
There’s only one drop left because I spilled it on the floor…
But one drop of this lemonade can still make you hallucinate right....?
And left, and center. The lemonade does not discriminate spatially.
"Clean"? I'm not sure what that word means. I mean, I'm a simple janitor--you can't expect me to know what five-letter words mean.
Shrugs.
I've never seen zim leave the restroom!
Although,... ze certainly is messy!!
Hot Meg hoses the floor down with a pressure washer.
Ze bit off my hand and a leg. Somehow, they grew back.
Here--have another lemonade. It's known for its regenerative properties. It's also not terribly certain to maintain the same species about the limbs that grow back. This establishment is not liable for anything that involves scales, feathers, flippers, festering boils, additional eyeballs, jellyfish tentacles, beehive hairdos ...
Not an exclusive list. Feel free to add your own entries.
Pricane, YouTube Inc, and Consuela de la Morrela
*stumbles out of the bathroom*
Heyh-z *HIC* Ie'z thienks thze whall- *HIC* arze shpeckin inzz- tghere.
Brocklandia and Pricane
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