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The weekend poetry contest has begun! Zany Zanes wants to see some Bredlik poems.

Zany Zanes wrote:Thank you! How about we do Bredlik poems?

This isn't a set in stone rulebook for bredlik poetry, though there isn't one partly because the style is pretty young, but for the most part:

Stanzas of four lines.

Each line has four syllables (or each pair of lines adds up to eight syllables)

The second and fourth lines of each stanza rhyme.

The stress should fall on the second and fourth syllables of each line

Tend to have mainly monosyllabic words.

Ex:
my name is Cow,
and wen its nite,
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite,
and all the men
haf gon to bed
i stay up late.

i lik the bred.

Brocklandia and Pricane

Zombie Penguins wrote:The weekend poetry contest has begun! Zany Zanes wants to see some Bredlik poems.

"The moon is a good name for this poem"

The moon is bright
And it glows well
I look at it
And I see art

It offers peace
A peace of mind
That the sun can't
And thats what tries

It charges gems
And your soul too
The tingling in you
When the beams stem

La Luna El Sol
El Sol y La
La Luna La Luna
El Sol El Sol

Casomehano wrote:Can I order some lemonade?

You can try, but we've never seen our lemonade do as it's told.

But here--here's a glass you can use as a test subject.

Pricane wrote:I would say that The Rock is a hairless cat, but he could teleport to me and do something so nah.

Since when do cats, hairless or otherwise, teleport? They're much too lazy and prefer to have you carry them.

Pricane wrote:Do orcs have investments? This is a perplexing conundrum

Of course they do! They invest in bank vaults and attack penguins as guards.

And if the penguins get killed in the line of duty? Well, that's where those Zombie Penguins come from.

Zombie Penguins and Pricane

Brocklandia wrote:You can try, but we've never seen our lemonade do as it's told.

But here--here's a glass you can use as a test subject.

Now I’m covered in purple bumps. Okay…

Zany Zanes and Pricane

Brocklandia wrote:Since when do cats, hairless or otherwise, teleport? They're much too lazy and prefer to have you carry them.

Of course they do! They invest in bank vaults and attack penguins as guards.

And if the penguins get killed in the line of duty? Well, that's where those Zombie Penguins come from.

Oh yeah. That makes sense. I'm gonna go to the The Bakery Across the Street and see if they have a cool roof.

Casomehano wrote:Now I’m covered in purple bumps. Okay…

I died and came back to life

Pricane wrote:La Luna El Sol
El Sol y La
La Luna La Luna
El Sol El Sol

The Moon The Sun
The Sun and The
The Moon The Moon
The Sun The Sun

Okay… That’s confusing… At least I translated it for you!

Brocklandia and Pricane

Zombie Penguins wrote:The weekend poetry contest has begun! Zany Zanes wants to see some Bredlik poems.

Woo-hoo! Another chance to expand my collection of Third Place trophies! Come to papa, Third Place, come to papa!
_____

I remember
laughing with you,
our breath like smoke
hanging in that
December night.
You told me some-
thing I'll never
forget: you said
this is the whole world,
and now I see
how you were right.

Casomehano wrote:Including my hat?

As a human, I can confirm that we can eat just about anything. There’s also pica, a disorder when you eat things that aren’t food.

I thought pica was a ten-point typeface?

Zany Zanes wrote:Why? Are you looking to buy?

Thank you! How about we do Bredlik poems?

This isn't a set in stone rulebook for bredlik poetry, though there isn't one partly because the style is pretty young, but for the most part:

Stanzas of four lines.

Each line has four syllables (or each pair of lines adds up to eight syllables)

The second and fourth lines of each stanza rhyme.

The stress should fall on the second and fourth syllables of each line

Tend to have mainly monosyllabic words.

Ex:
my name is Cow,
and wen its nite,
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite,
and all the men
haf gon to bed
i stay up late.

i lik the bred.

Cat ready to pounce
Catching all it can
Mouse frozen in fear
It sprang then ran

Mouse jumped into grass
Grass is too tall
Cat missed its prey
Mouse was too small

Cat walks back home
It was just play
Grass hid the mouse
Safe for a day

The Peanut Feast wrote:I thought pica was a ten-point typeface?

Or one of the less-interesting varieties of Pokemon? I mean, come on. Pica is a large rat, he shoots electricity, and he's yellow? I can make things like that all day using ordinary subway rats --just paint 'em yellow and duct-tape tasers to their backs.

I also tried using frayed electrical cords instead of tasers, but that limited how far they could wander from a socket. With tasers they can go anywhere, so you're sacrificing firepower but getting better mobility and range.

Speaking of, have you ever wondered about all the giant Pokemon mentioned in Greek myths? I think the only reason Odysseus didn't try to catch them all was because they were actively trying to eat him.

The lemonade is giving me hallucinations… 🥴🥴🥴

Annihilators of chan island

Casomehano wrote:The lemonade is giving me hallucinations… 🥴🥴🥴

Really? Dang, the place is serving some weak lemonade these days.

Casomehano wrote:The lemonade is giving me hallucinations… 🥴🥴🥴

Annihilators of chan island wrote:Really? Dang, the place is serving some weak lemonade these days.

Yeah, usually the lemonade kills you, sends your soul to the afterlife of a religion worshiped only on a tiny South Pacific island in the Fifth and Sixth Centuries, makes your corpse smell like a random form of citrus, resurrects you, and then gives you hallucinations. Sounds like this batch is trying to skip a few steps.

Brocklandia wrote:Yeah, usually the lemonade kills you, sends your soul to the afterlife of a religion worshiped only on a tiny South Pacific island in the Fifth and Sixth Centuries, makes your corpse smell like a random form of citrus, resurrects you, and then gives you hallucinations. Sounds like this batch is trying to skip a few steps.

Ooh! I love citrus! But I think I’m about do die. I just slipped and hit my head on the floor. Someone, please clean up the blood spewing from my face! Thank yo- 😵

Casomehano wrote:Ooh! I love citrus! But I think I’m about do die. I just slipped and hit my head on the floor. Someone, please clean up the blood spewing from my face! Thank yo- 😵

What's wrong with this lemonade?
*drinks the remaining lemonade*

Trealpia wrote:What's wrong with this lemonade?
*drinks the remaining lemonade*

There’s only one drop left because I spilled it on the floor…

Casomehano wrote:There’s only one drop left because I spilled it on the floor…

But one drop of this lemonade can still make you hallucinate right....?

Trealpia wrote:But one drop of this lemonade can still make you hallucinate right....?

And left, and center. The lemonade does not discriminate spatially.

Casomehano wrote:Ooh! I love citrus! But I think I’m about do die. I just slipped and hit my head on the floor. Someone, please clean up the blood spewing from my face! Thank yo- 😵

"Clean"? I'm not sure what that word means. I mean, I'm a simple janitor--you can't expect me to know what five-letter words mean.

Brocklandia wrote:Take all the towels you want. But bring them back in an hour. I'll need them to clean up after Cthulhu. Ze always leave the restroom so messy.

Shrugs.

I've never seen zim leave the restroom!
Although,... ze certainly is messy!!

Casomehano wrote:Ooh! I love citrus! But I think I’m about do die. I just slipped and hit my head on the floor. Someone, please clean up the blood spewing from my face! Thank yo- 😵

Hot Meg hoses the floor down with a pressure washer.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Shrugs.

I've never seen zim leave the restroom!
Although,... ze certainly is messy!!

Ze bit off my hand and a leg. Somehow, they grew back.

Casomehano wrote:Ze bit off my hand and a leg. Somehow, they grew back.

Here--have another lemonade. It's known for its regenerative properties. It's also not terribly certain to maintain the same species about the limbs that grow back. This establishment is not liable for anything that involves scales, feathers, flippers, festering boils, additional eyeballs, jellyfish tentacles, beehive hairdos ...

Not an exclusive list. Feel free to add your own entries.

*stumbles out of the bathroom*

Heyh-z *HIC* Ie'z thienks thze whall- *HIC* arze shpeckin inzz- tghere.

Brocklandia and Pricane

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