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Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:I LOVE CHRISTMAS
IT'S AFTER HALLOWEEN AND BEFORE NEW YEARS AND IS THEREFORE CHRISTMAS
*Starts screaming Christmas songs 24/7*

What about Thanksgiving?

Smiley Bob wrote:Before a fellow can become a rock star
One needs to acquire a cool guitar
Or maybe a bike
But that's just like
Something that'll leave me drinking in this bar

After seeing Smiley Bob’s poem, I almost didn’t enter the contest, but maybe I can get third-place again!
__________________
I saw a single honey bee
Amongst the garden flowers
Is it colony collapse again?
Or just Daylight Saving hours?

Smiley Bob, Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, YouTube Inc, and 1 otherDuncan the delivery doggo

The Peanut Feast wrote:After seeing Smiley Bob’s poem, I almost didn’t enter the contest, but maybe I can get third-place again!
__________________
I saw a single honey bee
Amongst the garden flowers
Is it colony collapse again?
Or just Daylight Saving hours?

Ooh, poetry! The one thing that I’m horrible at writing…

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, YouTube Inc, and Duncan the delivery doggo

Garden unicorns wrote:QFT! I've had a nation, of one sort or another, in TSP since I started playing NS in 2003. Currently, Alice Parker is my representative there.

Yes—I know you from incarnations in other regions.

Garden unicorns and Duncan the delivery doggo

Prusmia wrote:*y o u a r e n o w*

Um what

Casomehano wrote:What about Thanksgiving?

Thanksgiving is part of christmas

Duncan the delivery doggo

Casomehano wrote:Ooh, poetry! The one thing that I’m horrible at writing…

Then you've come to the right place.

Zany Zanes and Duncan the delivery doggo

The Peanut Feast wrote:Yes—I know you from incarnations in other regions.

There are other regions? Where?

Duncan the delivery doggo

The weekend poetry contest has ended. Zany Zanes will declare a winner.

Zany Zanes, Duncan the delivery doggo, and The Peanut Feast

Brocklandia wrote:There are other regions? Where?

see that *points to door*
thats were hell is....
naturally that includes the USA

Brocklandia and Duncan the delivery doggo

Garden unicorns

The Peanut Feast wrote:Yes—I know you from incarnations in other regions.

After all my years in this game, I have left alter egos in many regions that no longer are active.

Duncan the delivery doggo and The Peanut Feast

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Um what

Thanksgiving is part of christmas

*SILENCE MORTAL AND PREPARE TO DIE*

The grimm reaper and Duncan the delivery doggo

Duncan the delivery doggo

Prusmia wrote:*SILENCE MORTAL AND PREPARE TO DIE*

*Revs chainsaw*

Duncan the delivery doggo wrote:*Revs chainsaw*

You going for me or canada...

Duncan the delivery doggo

YouTube Inc wrote:see that *points to door*
thats were hell is....
naturally that includes the USA

Isn't that place your main source of income, a bit rude to call it hell. Even if you're correct. Or am I wrong and your biggest source of income is the slave mines you have in South Africa.

Duncan the delivery doggo

Duncan the delivery doggo

Prusmia wrote:You going for me or canada...

Woof wof wooff (Translation) Well mostly for canada

Duncan the delivery doggo wrote:Woof wof wooff (Translation) Well mostly for canada

I'll give you this dog treat if you change that mostly to a only.

*pulls out a bone the size of Brocklandia's broom*

Brocklandia and Duncan the delivery doggo

YouTube Inc wrote:see that *points to door*
thats were hell is....
naturally that includes the USA

BOOO USA SUX
CANADANADA FOR LYFE
*Screams the Candadan national anthem at the top of my lungs, eh*

Prusmia wrote:*SILENCE MORTAL AND PREPARE TO DIE*

I'm not mortal I'm (quite possibly) Canadian. And I'm in love so please don't kill me cause it took me 20 years to stop being single and it would suck if I died two weeks in.

Duncan the delivery doggo wrote:Woof wof wooff (Translation) Well mostly for canada

Gives the cute doggy a lifetime supply of belly rubs and poutine to shut the f*^% up thank you very much

YouTube Inc and Duncan the delivery doggo

Prusmia wrote:I'll give you this dog treat if you change that mostly to a only.

*pulls out a bone the size of Brocklandia's broom*

Wait Brocky doesn't own a broom
Unless you're talking about that thing that Brocky uses as a pillow while avoiding cleaning this place, but I don't think that really qualifies as a broom, eh

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, Duncan the delivery doggo, and Consuela de la Morrela

Picking through the submissions lazily the shadow places them on the table and studies them carefully. With a nod they put them in a pile and start the announcement.

Thank you for these lovely poems, I had fun reading through them all.

Smiley Bob wrote:Before a fellow can become a rock star
One needs to acquire a cool guitar
Or maybe a bike
But that's just like
Something that'll leave me drinking in this bar

Funny and sarcastic. Very deserving of such an honor! Thank you for the wit!

Casomehano wrote:Ooh, poetry! The one thing that I’m horrible at writing…

A monostich! How unique and interesting with an ironic subject! Made me laugh too! Thank you for the poem!

The Peanut Feast wrote:

I saw a single honey bee
Amongst the garden flowers
Is it colony collapse again?
Or just Daylight Saving hours?

The use of common relatable woes? Very well done. Congratulations on receiving this burden honor! Thank you for the laugh!

Greetings friends of Forest,

We'd be delighted if you could take a moment to follow the link and vote in our poll.

Do you think Cop26 and international negotiations are likely to make a real difference in addressing climate change?

page=poll/p=179088

Have a verdant day,

Uan aa Boa
Forest Surveyor

Duncan the delivery doggo

Sprays, cleans, and polishes RMB.

Ball busting savages

*Busts through the door of the pub*

Alright fellow SAVAGES, you got three options!

1. Gouge my eyes out
2. Pass me some radioactive beer OR
3. I KILL THE LACK OF YA!

[quote]Flying Spaghetti Monster[/quote]

HOLY S***, IT'S THE FLYING SPAGAT MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Um what

Thanksgiving is part of christmas

Only in the Americas...🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇸

Canarda wrote:Only in the Americas...🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇸

Oh no it's much earlier. Christmas begins in September now.

The grimm reaper

Ball busting savages wrote:...

Watches the dust and ashes of this momentary patron breeze out the door...

I SMELL MODERATOR ACTIVITY!

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