The Most Advanced Public Education in the Bahamas
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, the Bahamas is ranked 15,874th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Greyback | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Longing For Summer” | |
| 2. |  The State of Mauricia | Tyranny by Majority | “Before What?” | |
| 3. |  The State of Sedro | Father Knows Best State | “All For It” | |
| 4. |  The State of San Salvador Island | Anarchy | “Peace” | |
| 5. |  The State of Bigg Dog | Left-Leaning College State | “The biggest and meanest” | |
| 6. |  The State of Ponts de Laval | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Corruption First” | |
| 7. |  The State of Marsalo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Paese piů grande” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Confederado Cuba | Corporate Police State | “Por la razón o la fuerza” | |
| 9. |  The State of Eleuthera Island | Anarchy | “State” |