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by Zabruhmoment of vehemesht. . 27 reads.

Issue Ideas by ZaBruhMoment Of Vehemesht

Issue Idea Number One
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Palms Vs Palm( get it? hand palms vs palm tree's...... nah nevermind)
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Issue Problem: Woodcutters and Factory workers are cutting so many trees that your national animal is almost at the brink of extinction.

1. OH MY GODDD! Says a popular youtuber, Rina Rodriguez, while recording. THIS IS INSANEEE! We have to save the (national animal) or else I am gonna explode! If we don't, we will have nothing to say on the letter z in the alphabet! Except for RodrigueZZ! Haha! I'm so funny! Subscribe if you are new!! She turns off her video recorder on her phone and says: Seriously. Stop the woodcutters, (Leader name). My subscribers are gonna die.

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2. Yes. Sir! Says Donald "Duck" Slapworthy, a soldier for the (demonym) army. We need to keep the animals, but we also need to keep the forest for a reason, sir. And I, Donald Duck Slapworthy he says as he bangs on your table so hard that you almost fall of your chair. Has found a way how to put Forest in to good use. Keep the forest, although enslave the animals! The animals will be perfect at being a soldier! Sure.... it might take time and people will not have Zoo's..... but it will be for good use- A person you did not recall giving an invitation to join this meeting broke the door and he ran amok. I... am..... Jay Morgan! And agree to him! Put the animals in my shops so that they will guard peeps! And he ran out of the room.

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3. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We haf to cut za trees! Says a crazy german oil merchant Fynn Albrecht. We should keep cutting za trees! We need to cook za food and humid canines! Or else we shall die! Yur choice leader! Us, great (demonym plural) or zem filthy animalis? USSSSSS!

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Issue number 2
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Larva Number One
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Issue: A new hired Minister of Foreign Aid is making a speech and then he stops, thinking what is the number after four. Although a kid in kindergarten, Wyatt Brainstew knows advanced calculus and also teaches the teacher. Although his family is poor and the Minister's family is rich.

1. Wyatt..... is a BRAINSTEW! Says her mother, Jina Brainstew. He should be able to excel in grades even though he hasn't reached the age! He will quickly excel, live with us, work when he is early and bring happiness to the whole (Region Name You Are In)! We MUST let kids excel to new grades if they are amazing!

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2. Mhm. Yupsies. Says your Minister Of Employment. Totally agree, although..... we obviously should make them excel higher, like CEO's or like atleast be part in companies! JUST THINK how the smart babies would excel!

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3. Ok..... GUYS WHAT IN THE (Region Name You Are In)! This is crazy! It will boost higher crimes! We CANNOT DO THIS! Says overprotective mom Sia Later. No mom, let me- says her son, Mattison Later, a 11 year kid. AHHHHHHHHHHH! He gets a pacifier stuck in his mouth and Sia put him in a trolley. Ok, back to the topic.... DON'T LET THEM EXCEL! WAIT FOR THEM TO AGE!

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to be continued
by ZaBruhMoment Of Vehemesht

Zabruhmoment of vehemesht

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