Intel from [explunged] has revealed that the whole NS Multiverse will enter nuclear war in 5 days ± 2 hours. Please plan accordingly. (IGNORE shields etc.)
The Bureaucracy ceases to exist for the day retreating so deep into The Void even lost and deleted nations from the early days of NS can't find us.
*a box materializes in the region*
"Scientific progress goes 'boink'?"
"It went 'zip' when it moved, 'bop' when it stopped,
And 'whirrr' when it stood still.
I never knew just what it was and I guess I never will."
Tom Paxton - The Marvelous Toy
Good day my friends, I (I being The Emperor of course) have entered this multiverse through a wormhole in order to research and expand my empire. You lot seem to be the kind of nations who would enjoy taking part in the research bit so we've decided to move the wormhole closer to the general vicinity of this region. It is open to all who wish to enter the research sector and join us in our quest for knowledge.
There are no security checks because we have deemed the majority of you as not enough of a threat to worry about.
Just be careful to avoid the imports from The Empire Core flying across the room.
Excellent! As a friend of mine always said, the more brains the better!
To be fair it was mostly because he was a zombie, but the phrase is still applicable in this context.