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yo haven

A cup of a cup of tea? Fascinating.

New Ciencia wrote:A cup of a cup of tea? Fascinating.

*A cup of Earl Grey Tea manifests for you to study*

Attentio!

Intel from [explunged] has revealed that the whole NS Multiverse will enter nuclear war in 5 days 2 hours. Please plan accordingly. (IGNORE shields etc.)

The Bureaucracy ceases to exist for the day retreating so deep into The Void even lost and deleted nations from the early days of NS can't find us.

*BOINK*

*a box materializes in the region*

"Scientific progress goes 'boink'?"

A Cardboard Box wrote:*BOINK*

*a box materializes in the region*

"Scientific progress goes 'boink'?"

Only occasionally. Sometimes it goea 'sproing'
Once, it even whistled, we're still trying to replicate that one.

Warhaven wrote:Only occasionally. Sometimes it goea 'sproing'
Once, it even whistled, we're still trying to replicate that one.

"It went 'zip' when it moved, 'bop' when it stopped,
And 'whirrr' when it stood still.
I never knew just what it was and I guess I never will."

Tom Paxton - The Marvelous Toy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB4WFMDW9G4

:)

Good day my friends, I (I being The Emperor of course) have entered this multiverse through a wormhole in order to research and expand my empire. You lot seem to be the kind of nations who would enjoy taking part in the research bit so we've decided to move the wormhole closer to the general vicinity of this region. It is open to all who wish to enter the research sector and join us in our quest for knowledge.

There are no security checks because we have deemed the majority of you as not enough of a threat to worry about.

Just be careful to avoid the imports from The Empire Core flying across the room.

The Grand Rat Legion wrote:Good day my friends, I (I being The Emperor of course) have entered this multiverse through a wormhole in order to research and expand my empire. You lot seem to be the kind of nations who would enjoy taking part in the research bit so we've decided to move the wormhole closer to the general vicinity of this region. It is open to all who wish to enter the research sector and join us in our quest for knowledge.

There are no security checks because we have deemed the majority of you as not enough of a threat to worry about.

Just be careful to avoid the imports from The Empire Core flying across the room.

Following this announcement legion of scientists flooded through the wormhole in order to examine every square inch of The Empire of The Grand Rat Legion.

Excellent! As a friend of mine always said, the more brains the better!

To be fair it was mostly because he was a zombie, but the phrase is still applicable in this context.

Fernetraum

Hi

Fernetraum wrote:Hi

Hi

Fernetraum wrote:Hi

G'day

Guess who's back from cryogenic stasis :D

Glad to see this place hasn't disappeared into a singularity

Terraberg wrote:Guess who's back from cryogenic stasis :D

Glad to see this place hasn't disappeared into a singularity

Actually it did, fortunately I had the foresight to make a backup in the celestial ether and successfully restored everything except Laboratory psi's favorite moon and Ion Blasters sun. I replaced them with balloons hopefully they don't notice.

The moon balloon is suspiciously small... Or maybe not, maybe I just wanted an excuse to say "moon balloon", but you should still probably check just in case.

*puts more air into Moon Balloon to bring it back to proper size.*

Moon Balloon is fun to say.

Whichever one of you multiversal-tampering pranksters changed our sun in universe 97684 to a balloon, resulting in the destruction of that entire solar system and our people of that universe, that was not very nice :/

Ion Blasters wrote:Whichever one of you multiversal-tampering pranksters changed our sun in universe 97684 to a balloon, resulting in the destruction of that entire solar system and our people of that universe, that was not very nice :/

*Restores universe from backup again. Puts in new green sun oddly shaped like a pyramid for reasons not readily apparent.*

Warhaven wrote:Actually it did, fortunately I had the foresight to make a backup in the celestial ether and successfully restored everything except Laboratory psi's favorite moon and Ion Blasters sun. I replaced them with balloons hopefully they don't notice.

I was wondering why the survival rate among my interns was so high on the Moon of Despairing Madness. We'll have to "fix" that.

Experimental Laboratory Psi wrote:I was wondering why the survival rate among my interns was so high on the Moon of Despairing Madness. We'll have to "fix" that.

Again it would have been the authentic moon but the data was corrupted and the original moon did not survive. Actually now that we know just what kind of moon it was we COULD help fix it and improve it. Using the powers of time we could pull our ancient nemisis out of the past and bimd him to the moon. Then he could drive your whole nation mad....

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