The Lowest Crime Rates in Paradoxia
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The WATER'S COLD of Im Taking a Shower | Democratic Socialists | “Flush the toilet and die” | |
| 2. |  The Hanseatic League of Northern Bigfootia | Father Knows Best State | “Liberty, Equality, Pizza!” | |
| 3. |  The Most Catholic Empire of Maltropia | Left-wing Utopia | “Níl mar a shíltear a bhítear, i gcónaí” |