The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Paradise
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
As a region, Paradise is ranked 17,517th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The NOT SURE IF IT'S DEMOCRACY of DEMOCRAZY | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You should take this seriously... but can you?” | |
| 2. | The Odd Trauma to be Diagnosed of Princess Clara | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Must ask you guys to keep my secret with a pinky swear.” | |
| 3. | The Infinite Astronomical Units of Benevolent One | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Earth's lights look bright from deep space!” | |
| 4. | The Consoling Advisement of PhD in Victimology | Democratic Socialists | “Is one condemned to always be a victim once victimized?” | |
| 5. |  The Guardians of Borm | Father Knows Best State | “With love and patience, nothing is impossible.” | |
| 6. | The Left It To Beaver Childhood of Psycho Ward | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Me? Well, when he said 'crazy' he meant... CRAZY!!” | |
| 7. | The Low IQ Castaway Matriarchy of Jilligans Islande | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I never SAID that!!!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of The Nine Spheres Of Paradise | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Paradise” | |
| 9. | The Sasquatch First Dude Cometh of A L A S K A | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Dude, for the last time, there are no penguins here.” |