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G'day Dreamlanders!

Dancing Dragons wrote:G'day Dreamlanders!

Good day. Are you coming to terms with Athens?

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Good day. Are you coming to terms with Athens?

No, not really. The most annoying thing happened to me this morning...

Went to the bank this morning, Ethniki Trapeza (National Bank of Greece) Main Office, to open an account.
You need to have an appointment. I approached the ugliest, least congenial clerk in the history of banking.
The woman hardly looked at me. Then called the manager. He said I had to go where the company HQ is located, go to the local NBG branch and open the account there. I told him I didn't believe him, since all my colleagues opened their accounts at the nearest branch.

I wasn't convinced, so I went to another NBG branch where I had a backup appointment scheduled.

To my surprise they told me I had no appointment. I produced my mobile, opened the bank APP and showed it to them. The appointment. No appointment, they insisted.
And they did it in my face, despite what I'd just showed them.
But they did acknowledge that you can open an account at any branch, as long as I have an appointment (which I had THERE, for Christ's sake).

So by now I was fuming.

Went back to the Main Office and called HR. I was talking very loud and angry now.
The bloody manager came to me again and I said

"Look, I have the company HR people on the phone and I am about to report what you're putting me through. Shall I proceed ?"

So he grudgingly talked back to the woman, the harpy, and she finally proceeded with opening the bloody account.

They were EXTREMELY uncooperative. Utterly reluctant to do the job they are paid to do, and the only language they seem to understand is threat, and brute force.
I don't hate the people, but the way they do things here is unacceptable by modern standards. I will never get used to this.

I won't have any further dealings with them other than shopping.
I'll hang out with the expats, I don't want any thing to do with the Greek. They are tricky and slippery.

Greece may be in Europe, but the Greek are not.

Post self-deleted by Friends of Dorothy.

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In Hapetallana, teenagers sit around on their backsides all day.

In Wuu, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.

In TranSexy, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines.

Yannia, TranSexy, and Wuu

Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar

Here is your bonus question and if you get it right you’ll get a prize - we’ll think of something really fabulous, maybe even a milk and honey.

What is the world’s smallest mammal?

a) Danny DeVito

b) chihuahua

c) bumblebee bat

Tell Sal, she’ll look it up in the Book of Answers.

Happy Tuesday !

Welcome Hapetallana. Welcome Wuu. We are glad to have you with us.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar

Here is your bonus question and if you get it right you’ll get a prize - we’ll think of something really fabulous, maybe even a milk and honey.

What is the world’s smallest mammal?

a) Danny DeVito

b) chihuahua

c) bumblebee bat

Tell Sal, she’ll look it up in the Book of Answers.

Happy Tuesday !

Happy Tuesday, Dreamlanders!

The correct answer is b) chihuahua. I don't believe there's an animal called the bumblebee bat, and Danny DeVito, while small, is too big to carry around in your handbag.

Dancing Dragons wrote:Happy Tuesday, Dreamlanders!

The correct answer is b) chihuahua. I don't believe there's an animal called the bumblebee bat, and Danny DeVito, while small, is too big to carry around in your handbag.

Uh-uh says Sal, but barman cutie is pouring you a milk and honey anyway for giving it a go.

I nominate D) My imaginary friend when I was three. His name was Woody and took up no space at all.

Rainbow Beach wrote:I nominate D) My imaginary friend when I was three. His name was Woody and took up no space at all.

That’s one consolation milk and honey for Rainbow and another for his imaginary friend. Ta, barman cutie.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar

Here is your bonus question and if you get it right you’ll get a prize - we’ll think of something really fabulous, maybe even a milk and honey.

What is the world’s smallest mammal?

a) Danny DeVito

b) chihuahua

c) bumblebee bat

Tell Sal, she’ll look it up in the Book of Answers.

Happy Tuesday !

c) the bumblebee bat

TranSexy wrote:c) the bumblebee bat

That is the right answer !!! That’s a large milk and honey for TranSexy, please barman cutie.

The bumblebee bat is the smallest mammal in the world! This tiny bat weighs less than 2 grams, its body is about the size of a large bumblebee, giving it the common name “bumblebee bat”.

Also known as the Hog-nosed bat, or Kitti’s Hog-nosed Bat, this is the only living species in the family Craseonycteridae where it thought to have last shared a common ancestor over 40 million years ago.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:That is the right answer !!! That’s a large milk and honey for TranSexy, please barman cutie.

The bumblebee bat is the smallest mammal in the world! This tiny bat weighs less than 2 grams, its body is about the size of a large bumblebee, giving it the common name “bumblebee bat”.

Also known as the Hog-nosed bat, or Kitti’s Hog-nosed Bat, this is the only living species in the family Craseonycteridae where it thought to have last shared a common ancestor over 40 million years ago.

They also make lovely, sustainable earrings.

Ukraine 0 Scotland 0

Scotland top their group. How exciting is that !

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In Pabloh, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.

In Gymnosia, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation centre.

In TranSexy, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés.

Joe McElderry Fan Club wrote:

In TranSexy, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés.

What's int...intrenet ? We don't have that in Dancing Dragons. We have libraries packed to the ceiling with thick tomes, covering every subject possible, from the nearest apothecary to how to meet single people at taverns. Then, specially trained lectors read the books into cup-and-string phones available everywhere across the nation.
State of the art stuff. We're very proud of it.

Dancing Dragons wrote: -amazing teknoloji, yes?

We just like having internet cafes because they are more fashionable and serve better coffee than Sourbux! And they don't censor what sites you can see for free!

TranSexy wrote:We just like having internet cafes because they are more fashionable and serve better coffee than Sourbux! And they don't censor what sites you can see for free!

Does Sourbux do all that ? I never go in them. I drink tea, not coffee, so I seek out cafés that have respect for tea.

TranSexy wrote:We just like having internet cafes because they are more fashionable and serve better coffee than Sourbux! And they don't censor what sites you can see for free!

At Dancing Dragons we have actual sites, State-run establishments where lonely men over 25 can go and watch certain...uh...events. And while you get computer viruses, those lonely gents at DD get an imp. That's right, an imp that attaches itself to them and doesn't let go. Very hard to get rid of.

♫ Happy birthday to you, Dancing Dragons. ♫

Ooh, Happy Birthday, Dancing Dragons!!
in best breathy Marilyn voice!

Happy Birth...Day.... To. You.
Happy Birth..Day...To.......Youuuuu.
Happy BIRTH Day, Dancing Dragons
Happy Birth.Day. Toooo Youuuuuuuuuuu!

Hope you had a fun birthday Dancing Dragons ^_^

Gooood morning ! Kalimera !
Thank you.so much, dahlings...that meant a lot to me. I moved to a new country, started a new life, I miss a lot of things...so it's wonderful to know you're there. You are my rock. I love you guys !

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In Hapetallana, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.

In Indecision, couples wishing to marry spend months at the circus trying to learn acrobatics.

In Quesan, children are raised bilingual from an early age.

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