Nebraska Territory World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Nebraska Territory

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Nebraska Territory is ranked 13,891st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United States of Best AmerikaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In God We Trust”
2.The United States of Baraboo and WisconsinCivil Rights Lovefest“Forward”
3.The United States of My True LoveFather Knows Best State“Anything is possibly when you have your one true love.”
4.The Colony of Zinocan Occupied WisconsinInoffensive Centrist Democracy“BOO YAH!”
5.The Allied States of WWE WORLDMoralistic Democracy“This is WWE”
6.The Republic of Territory NebraskaAuthoritarian Democracy“In God We Trust”
7.The Most Positive Republic of SolvismFather Knows Best State“Be The Change You Want To See In The World.”
8.The Christian Tribe of ValaistanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Praise GOD with all your heart”