The Fattest Citizens in Nebraska Territory
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Nebraska Territory is ranked 13,891st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The United States of Best Amerika||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“In God We Trust”|
|2.||The United States of Baraboo and Wisconsin||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Forward”|
|3.||The United States of My True Love||Father Knows Best State||“Anything is possibly when you have your one true love.”|
|4.||The Colony of Zinocan Occupied Wisconsin||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“BOO YAH!”|
|5.||The Allied States of WWE WORLD||Moralistic Democracy||“This is WWE”|
|6.||The Republic of Territory Nebraska||Authoritarian Democracy||“In God We Trust”|
|7.||The Most Positive Republic of Solvism||Father Knows Best State||“Be The Change You Want To See In The World.”|
|8.||The Christian Tribe of Valaistan||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Praise GOD with all your heart”|