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Togo Kingdom wrote:If I may be so bold as to ask, what is the deal with Kaiserreich?

Something to do with their census agents figuring out our tzatziki is yogurt based on the bus ride back

Vestonnia

Togo Kingdom wrote:If I may be so bold as to ask, what is the deal with Kaiserreich?

They can't lift.

Al-Duristan wrote:Something to do with us putting spices on our chicken and them not using any spices.

Bri'ish

Balnd bi'ches 🤢

Me, a non-american looking at the poll;
"The letters Mason, what do they mean?"

IT'S NOT AN EAGLE, IT'S A FALCON!!!!

Trigori wrote:IT'S NOT AN EAGLE, IT'S A FALCON!!!!

Impressive

With this most recent achievement, fate has in a single stroke, marked the decline of the west and spelled a new era of wondrous prosperity and peaceful global dominance for the Chinese dragon, which promises to firmly stand in sharp contrast to the historically bloody ascent of western powers and the cruel subjugation it brought to the humbler nations of the world. With the blessings of Chinese quantum direct-current electricity, quantum aircraft carriers and quantum enhanced railguns will be the instruments with which China affirms its noble stewardship of 21st century world politics and offers the non-western world a different option; an humanist alternative to the depredations of Western leadership and the opportunity for a more equitable and dignified multilateralism.

RP(?)

A LETTRE TO THE GRAND-PRINCE OF MONTEALBA FROM THE SERVANTS OF COPHOLA
Knowne in simily as Coffola, Kofola, Upper Ugroidy, Sclavonia Ugroida, Alba Silva, Montes Morbii, etc.

Your Majestie,

the Collapse of the Ugroid State, in Brothership to the detestable Meygers held Est, hath enabled our Nacioun to become free in the first Time since King Ritislav hath sold the Kingdom by Accidens to the Ugroids before thousand Years.

Our victorious Volunteer Army of 450 Men hath taken Control of significant Villages three in the Mountaines and the Rest of the Land hath been given to us by the departing allied Armies of abouten sixty Thousand, whiche hath forced upon the Ugroid Realme a Disintegration.

As the Terrour of the Ugroide hath left our Nacioun wythoute any proper Faculties, we humbly write to Your Majestie as Descendants of the Kofolan Kings to accept the newe Coroune and guide our new Nacioun into a proper State.

Yours Truly, the tree literate Men of the Nacioun,
Msgr. Chálomír Svečan, bischop of Chmince, thirty goat tails from Abecany
Vitislav Junák z Junákoviec, poete
Morbúľ Cencúľ, notarie plenipotentiary

P.S. Our Apologies for the Langage, we must refer to but one Dictionary of Englisch in the Nacioun, which is quite ould.

Marzo zingaro the 16th empire

Chkharekovka wrote:Source?

Source? Like how do I know im.a boy? Well, I got a pp, so...

Marzo zingaro the 16th empire wrote:Source? Like how do I know im.a boy? Well, I got a pp, so...

Objection, hearsay

Trigori wrote:Chanticleer

The king's court replies to the "Serdor" of the "Ayrani Revolution" amicably, thanking him for the apricots, and while presently wishing to be neutral, inquires about the benefits of an alliance and the strength of Bunbirti compared to the Containment Coalitions.

A messenger is also dispatched to the Vedigothic realm inquiring the same.

(This will all happen once I actually your message back IC)

Rp
* Chanticleer *

The Most Pious, Awesome, Strong, Strapping, and Wise Duke of Baltishe, Willem II views the collection of Lowland Alligators in his courtyard. They were in the act of performing a death-roll on a passing squire. He chuckled at the simple nature of the reptiles and sipped from a glass of wine, domestically made at the backcountry of Baltishe.
His wife, Maria van Nassau sits to his left. She is in visible disgust at Willem’s enjoyment of the alligators eating yet another squire. “Willem… that’s the fourth this week… don’t you think that the alligators need a containment?”
“No.” Willem states simply, and chuckles yet again.

Willem’s enjoyment of the entertainment is abruptly stopped by the envoy from Krumpelberg. He stares at him with interest as he asks the details of the Duchy of Baltishe.
Willem leans back in his throne adorned with mahogany and emeralds. He holds one of his alligators on a leash, the creature is strangely docile and does not even bat an eye at the envoy. It is named ‘Sugar Plum.’ Willem begins to speak, “The Duchy of Baltishe is a largely peaceful state, and we maintain no army except for the Royal Guard and militia. We are more than capable of defending ourselves, should the need be.” He takes a moment to view his alligator again. “Our economy is based on the finer things in life, such as distillation, agriculture, finance, and jewelry making. Of course, our ample industry could perhaps be converted to other, more malicious intents; but that is of little concern to me now.”

“Ah, but I am ahead of myself, would you like some wine? It is from my personal vineyard.” He motions for his servants to pour glasses of wine for the visitors. “If you would like to speak politics, you are in the incorrect place. My position in the Vedigothic Empire is one of economic interest. What better way to begin a bank by having the upper classes of the empire flock to Kasterlee?” He reclines slightly in his throne. “But, what is the true meaning behind this visit?”

Marzo zingaro the 16th empire wrote:Source? Like how do I know im.a boy? Well, I got a pp, so...

By all means, show us said PowerPoint 🤨

There are people liking my posts. I did NOT consent to this

Marzo zingaro the 16th empire

Chkharekovka wrote:By all means, show us said PowerPoint 🤨

PowerPoint? I'm a boy. That's all I'm trying to say

Marzo zingaro the 16th empire

Trigori wrote:Objection, hearsay

Objection!? Its on my birth certificate

Marzo zingaro the 16th empire wrote:Objection!? Its on my birth certificate

Source???

Trigori wrote:There are people liking my posts. I did NOT consent to this

No comment

Marzo zingaro the 16th empire wrote:Objection!? Its on my birth certificate

What is this birth thing you speak of?

drakeye wrote:What is this birth thing you speak of?

Like this post if you remember spawning from the ground up

Marzo zingaro the 16th empire

drakeye wrote:What is this birth thing you speak of?

A piece of paper with your name and gender on it 🙄 😒 🤦‍♂️

Marzo zingaro the 16th empire

Trigori wrote:Source???

*in high pitched sarcastic voice* “When I was a little kid, my mommy showed me my birth certificate and I asked if I’m a boy since I have short hair.” She explained the answer to me when I was older

Marzo zingaro the 16th empire wrote:Objection!? Its on my birth certificate

Objection, Relevance? Source?

Vestonnia

Marzo zingaro the 16th empire wrote:PowerPoint? I'm a boy. That's all I'm trying to say

Not enough show us your 22 mb document

Vestonnia

Trigori wrote:There are people liking my posts. I did NOT consent to this

I don't care

Marzo zingaro the 16th empire

Marzo zingaro the 16th empire

Vestonnia wrote:Not enough show us your 22 mb document

My what!?

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