Governor: The Holy Empire of The Mine of Moria

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Holy Empire of The Mine of Moria

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Black Market: 1,176th Largest Retail Industry: 2,206th
World Factbook Entry

Damn it

Embassies: Mordor.

Tags: Minuscule.

Mines of Moria contains 4 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Stationary in Mines of Moria

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, Mines of Moria is ranked 7,812th in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of The Mine of MoriaCorrupt Dictatorship“For The Skeleton Army”
2.The Great Wall of Silvertine of NarviCorrupt Dictatorship“Shiny mithril is welcomed even at the Entmoot”
3.The Kingdom of Khazad duumRight-wing Utopia“Divide and conquer”
4.The Dominion of Goblin moriaCorporate Police State“THIS IS THE LAST ONE”

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Mines of Moria Regional Message Board

The great goblin

"Clap! Snap! the black crack!
Grib, grab! Pinch, nab!
And down, down to Goblin town
You go, my lad!
Clash, crash! Crush, smash!
Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!
Pound, pound, down underground!
Ho, ho! my lad!
Swish, smack! Whip crack!
Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!
Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,
While Goblins quaff, and Goblins laugh,
Round and round far underground
Below, my lad!"

Clap! Snap! : echo : echo : echo : echo : echo

Good sound in here.

What do goblins like to quaff?

The great goblin

Mostly goblin grog, although the mountain water is quite clean

Cold and clear is the water of Kibil-nāla...

Welcome, Narvi. Are you the - still living - dwarven reinforcements?

The great goblin

Mazarbul wrote:Cold and clear is the water of Kibil-nāla...

Welcome, Narvi. Are you the - still living - dwarven reinforcements?

I hope not... I don't want any more Dwarf trouble.

You never know. Dwarves have not just long beards, they have long memories.

The great goblin

The memories of Dwarves don't trouble me.

What do goblins dream of when they sleep? What do dwarves dream of?

The great goblin

I always assumed that Dwarves dreamed of gold and goblins of dark, biting things.

Dwarves also dream of feasts. Ask Bombur!

The great goblin

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