The Most Primitive in Malawi
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Malawi is ranked 7,339th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Buryl | New York Times Democracy | “Busy is not good enough” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Sawmill Creek | Anarchy | “Seeking a Haven” | |
| 3. |  The State of Nyasan | Anarchy | “Better or worse” | |
| 4. |  The District of Bombonera | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Community” | |
| 5. |  The State of Chiputneticook | Anarchy | “Grandview” | |
| 6. | The State of Dreizig | Anarchy | “Dreißig” | |
| 7. |  The State of FeGuise | Corrupt Dictatorship | “We Can Do Without” |