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This afternoon finds torrential rains sweeping through Treadwellia, intermingling with the constant but gentle snowfall that blankets the entire nation as a side effect of The Tubbius Magic. While this odd mix of weather patterns progresses, Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius have very private appointments at TubBabies for the both of Them and at Big and Tubby for His Immensity, getting fitted anew for everything They could hope to wear. Of special interest first are the most important TubBras and Tummy Slings and underwear. With that much settled, The Chubby Clauses can spend the rest of the stormy day in minimal attire, trying on all manner of new fashions.

Of special delight to both Girthy Greatest-Grandparents of Treadwellia is another creation of the formerly maternal wear, now largely unisex-styled outfits from TubBabies. In Treadwellia, everyone in the nation is descended from or married into the many generations of the Tubbius family, so women are generally rather round, especially during the pregnancies oft-encouraged by Tubbian faith, and men are equally spherical due to the same tenets, so the only real differences of styling in fashion revolve around patterns and colors, not cuts and shapes. This newest, one-piece creation is the FlowTub: up top, it resembles a roomy blouse with minimal buttons for pudgy fingers to fret with. From the middle down, though, it the FlowTub is a voluminous skirt for easier, more comfortable waddling and toddling.

Giggles and jiggles of merriment burst forth from both Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius as They try on this new fashion hit. At the end of the night, with the rest of the clothes shipped off to the palace, They emerge wearing Their new, FlowTubs, each done in matching purple with a white tummy sash and buttons. Pictures begin snapping and people begin huffily-puffily rushing TubBabies to purchase their own.

Treadwellia wrote:

so the only real differences of styling in fashion revolve around patterns and colors,

what kind of patterns and colors?

They released the bodycam footage leading up too George Floyd's death. God they handled that so poorly, they actually pulled a gun in the mans face right off the bat. And they never even botherd him about the counterfeit money he was accused of having.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8576371/Police-bodycam-footage-shows-moment-moment-arrest-George-Floyd-time.html?fbclid=IwAR0vezX1-NPk3PrPmktpOcNNgPg_52A2DYmAYgl6T2-0zPmowmZWuuyL4-0

I'm closing the moose farm

New adelsin wrote:

I'm closing the moose farm

What happened?

New adelsin wrote:

I'm closing the moose farm

cool, wish you luck in future business endeavors

Sneyland wrote:

E_E

WHERE F HAVE U BEEN

New adelsin wrote:

I'm closing the moose farm

Best of luck with what you decide to do next. Your moose stew was the best stew I've ever had.

Demonos wrote:

*Lear jet comes flying into Ashoy*

"This is flight 666 from Demonos requesting landing in Ashoy, over."

flight 666 you have been given the permission to land. Runway 18 Foxtrot Charlie. Over.

"Message received. Beginning decent."

*Lear jet lands and taxis to 7D and proceeds to slot 8A.*

"This is Captain Patton Scott, jet is secure in Antropodolis International Airport slot 8 alpha. I am beginning our refuel and aircraft check for special flight 666b return to Vapula Prolex Interregional Spaceport. I need 2 hours to complete our preflight and file itinerary. Advise his excellency, Ahan Shetty, I have landed."

*Ahan Shetty arrives in a black Limo. Greets Captain Scott*
*addressing the media*
"This tour is going to be historical. It was kind of Lady Vera to invite me to the Principality. I am very excited to be touring Lazarus. I am looking forward to making new diplomatic ties with my fellow counterparts during my visit and signing some important trade agreements. I am keen on creating new strategic alliances that will make Ashoy a global partner. God bless Ashoy! God bless Lazarus!"

*Enters the Lear Jet

"Ashoy Airtraffic control, Demonos flight 666b with diplomatic passenger aboard taxi to 4-2 victor. Clear runway 6-9 foxtrot. Weather report please. Permission to takeoff recieved."