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Papalanian News 23/1/23
The PRA, TAEF and Pantsvillean troops came under fire at 0600 hours this morning at the shadow point garrison, only hours after the first attack on the base. The attack included 70 DMG members along with supporting artillery fire, multiple F-4 Phantom II’s were deployed in order to destroy said artillery, all DMG members were killed in the fire fight and 20 PRA soldiers were killed with a further 10 wounded, The TAEF and Pantsvillean troops sustained no injuries.
TESDAI, Hooseria Magna, and Terra Argo
Hiya RMB, I'm running for CCO.
I'm not really going to campaign just so I don't clog up the RMB.
Vote for me if you feel like it I guess.
I've been here for like a year so I sorta know what's going on.
TESDAI, Pantsville, and Papalania
He's just too lazy too do it ngl /j
Pantsville and Papalania
Pantsvillean Post
12/26/22
Pantsvillean forces in papalania, along with that of Terra argo and Hooseria engaged with royalist infantry and arstotskianian navy. Estimated 150 Pantsvillean casualties. The Arstotskianian ship was decimated by all navies and the royalist on the ground were captured in the city by Pantsvillean forces.
TESDAI, Hooseria Magna, Terra Argo, and Papalania
Nuntia Lexae, VIII Kal. Januarius, MMXXIII
Breaking News:
Just now the ready bells began ringing throughout Lexa, marking yet another period of violence in the nation, on Christmas of all days. The reason for the bells ringing is that, less than an hour ago, the Vabasian Federal Strike Force 2, lead by the VFS Mariam, engaged Arstotskianian ships off the coast of Papalania. The SF 2 was aided by the Papalanian, Terra Argoan, and Pantsvillian Navies. The battle only lasted 25 minutes, but in that time, hundreds of missiles and torpedoes were launched resulting in the sinking of two Arstotskianian combat vessels and the Arstotskianian fuel tankers. The remaining two Arstotskianian vessels managed to limp out of the battle after sustaining heavy damages. After the battle, the VFS Mariam succumbed to its damages and sank, the only allied ship to fall. The SRP Allegiance also sustained devastating damages, however, it has managed to return to port in critical condition to repair. In total, as of right now, 71 Vabasian sailors have died, with 13 still missing in action. 112 Papalanians, about 40 Terrans, and at least 150 Pantsvillians have also been killed in action. Arstotskianian has lost an estimated 400 sailors, though that number is likely to be much higher in reality.
This is a dark day.
Afternoon everyone, have a good day!
TESDAI, Hooseria Magna, The Tribia, Terra Argo, and 6 othersChocolatistan, Arstotskiano, Schabinur, Pantsville, Papalania, and Asturceltia
New Bylaw:
Recognizing the calculation error made in the previous amendment, the Lands End Board of Directors hereby amends the Lands End Roleplay & Map Clarification Bylaw:
- Pixels are henceforth to be understood as 4 mile by 4 mile (6.44 km by 6.44 km) squares, making the conversion from pixels to square miles 1 px : 16 sq mi (41.43 sq km) and the conversion from pixels to miles 1 px : 4 mi.
Campaign Announcement
I keep forgetting to do this but I would like to announce that I am running for another term as CLO in the upcoming election!
Ladies and Gentlemen of LE, I am running for COO under my administration we will destroy the old Guard! the corrupt and the feeble! Under my church, the Katholic union shall rise and we shall be free from the oppressions.
For six long years, those in power have stayed upon the board. You may say they do a great job and thats why they stay, well that is not true!
They actively destroy anyone against their power and the status quo!
Deny! Deny!
Vote for 
Kathricore
A vote for Kath is a vote to end their oppression and bring LE into a new era! an era of peace and prosperty!
Hanseatic Monthly Newsletter December 2022
Student Demonstration Time!!
December 2022 and January 2023 have been a tumultuous time in the Hansa Federation. After the brief but very unpopular mobilisation of the nation (following an accident in Arstotskianan waters). Universities and public spaces have been filled with protests against the increasingly unpopular President Aeur. On the Winter Solstice 2022 President Aeur declared that all univsersities libraries and museums would have a mandatory close until the new years.
Naturally the protests turned into riots and on 12/23/2022 a shooting at Aldertich Sqaure in Wiltmere left 23 dead. This was followed by more crackdowns on the protests. However, the minister of Defence George Bergasson declared that the military stands with nobody and will remain fully neutral.
Because of calls of Aeur to resign, the entire goverment has shut down due to conflict with pro Aeur loyalists and pro democracy senators and other employees. So far, nobody knows when or if Aeur will resign!
TESDAI, The Tribia, and Papalania
I have oil and I want to sell
Hello again Lands End! As you all have seen, election season is around the corner and many people declaring their canadacy. I would like to re-announce I am running for re-election for COO! If everyone could take a second and read my dispatch showing as to why I'm a good fit to continue as COO, that would be cool! If not, I hope you all have a good day!
Stay safe!
- Tribia
Why I'm Running for Re-Election as COO
The reason I'm running for COO again vs any other board position in LE is because COO is this position fits my interests and willingness to help LE. This position involves getting people as shareholders into LE so they can join our map and RP with us. What makes me better then my opponents is I'm almost always active and when someone new wants to become a shareholder, I can almost get back to them right away. I can also make good decisions when the time comes to appoint senior management. I believe my terms as COO went very well and I believe other's will agree. I got back to TG's about becoming a shareholder within a 8 hour mark along with always staying active consistently.
Why I'm Qualified
I believe I'm qualified because in years past, I have had experience dealing with other people and helping them out. I not only know how to do this job but will enjoy doing this job. I also want to emphasize activity. I'm almost always active and I think that brings a lot to LE having a consistently active member. I also want to help out LE from a larger perspective. This position will help with this. I'm not running for power but to help out LE as a whole. Getting more shareholders in to LE means more people to interact with and more people to RP with. The larger the region is with active members, the more fun everyone will have. I also have 10 consecutive terms under my belt which I believe has taught me so much as COO and has only made me better, not to mention I am the longest serving COO in LE history.
What I will Continue to do as COO
As COO, I will prioritize getting more shareholders in LE as they arrive into LE and pre-existing members that either haven't applied or don't know they have to. The benefit of being a shareholder is you get to participate in our RP and get to vote in our elections.
If you read this dispatch from start to end, thank you. I hope that you will consider me for COO and I hope for your vote but it's entirely up to you who you vote for COO. Election day is starts on May 1st and runs until 1 week later. Even if you don't vote for me, vote for someone who you want to see in COO or any position throughout the board. Have a good day everyone!
Signed,
Tribia
Current COO
Vote me CPO, my dispatch is somewhere
You folks should vote me for CPO, my dispatch is somewhere
New Tussia and Terra Argo
stop ripping me off
Just asking the People of LE to vote for the best candidate ;)
TESDAI, New Tussia, and Terra Argo
thank you good sir
Yeah that’d be good if it was you
Ummm akchually I think you are lying
Hello again Lands End! Election season is just round the corner, and I would like to once again announce that I am also putting my hat in for the COO race! I'd really appreciate it if you read my dispatch about why I am fit to be COO!
Thanks!
-Terra Argo
Hello my fellow LEers! My name is Terra Argo, aka Terra or Argo, and I would like to announce that, if you do not already know, I am running for COO this February election, starting on the 1st! I'm gonna make this short, so I don't waste your time, but I'd really appreciate it if you read to the end!
Thanks!
I am active on the discord, and love to always welcome new members into LE life! (https://discord.gg/rNY5vcJ)
I am the 5th most endorsed person in Lands End
I always love to welcome new members to Lands End, and becoming COO means that I can work at doing that even more
Also, lastly, Tribs has been COO for YEARS now, come on, we need change!
Revive RP ( its dead af)
Add more shareholders to LE, with newbies and existing members that do not know how to do so
Create a welcoming culture in LE, instead of just "hi" and then going back to our weird conversations (guys, bread is male, ok?)
Anyway, jokes aside, I would be really grateful if you voted for me next election, so, thanks for reading and goodbye!
Signed,
Lantern Festival Bombing - Part Four
In a warehouse outside Hibiscus City limits, the president of Dolplandia was tied to a collapsible chair. He looked like he lost a wrestling match. His dress shirt and pants all torn up. He was unconscious. Two people come in and pour a whole bucket of water on him. He awoke, but was still very groggy. A young man in a suit then walks in. The man dismisses the the guys that splashed the president with water.
"Hello Mr. President." The man in the suit calmly says, "You are probably wondering where you are. Or whether or not the police are coming. I don't really care about what you're wondering to be honest, but I would like to ask you a question. How do you deal with some much power? "
The president was struggling to escape. The man in the suit laughed, "You know, it's funny. Seeing the power draining from you is hilarious. " The man leaned closer to the tied up president, "You should stop before your power runs completely dry. I'll be back when you wake up more. Think about my question. Will you?" He pats his leg, mockingly, and then leaves.
TESDAI, Terra Argo, and Papalania
Good Morning Everyone, have a great day!!
TESDAI, Deims Kir, The Tribia, and Chaweath
Please -snip- large quotes, magna.
Jekken island bombing -part 1-
As jekken island, one of the smallest islands, has rarely any crimes, the jaredistanian government decides to reduce the amount of funding of the police force and lay off 1,000 cops to save on money for a big upcoming project. A group of exiles who formed a small insurgent group of 500 while gone from jaredistan in an attempt to come back and overthrow the government notice through one of their spies. They make a plan to bomb the island and send two of their best hit and run bombers since jekken island still had 250 cops. They put their blueprints on how they make their bombs in a place they could find and create a fake passport to fly to jekken island. The insurgent group was unheard of by the jaredustanian government and these two joined the group but never lived in jaredistan so they blended in perfectly with the crowd. They went to the mall in where they went to get the materials needed to build their explosives, keeping the plastic bags to disguise them.
TESDAI, Terra Argo, and Papalania
Immigration crisis
Fredericka Island
In the early morning hours, several Border Patrol units apprehended a group of illegal immigrants. It is not the first incident of its kind and many experts warn of an increase in illegal immigration and the potential dangers it poses to the Federation's population. The immigrants are under arrest until it is decided how to proceed with them. Critics accuse the government of inhumane treatment of immigrants and call for allowing them to remain in the country, while other voices urge immediate deportation.
TESDAI, Terra Argo, and Papalania
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