The Safest in Lair of the Dragon
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Lair of the Dragon is ranked 12,169th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Socialist States of Mesonoxia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “What the Heck” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Ilkeston | Democratic Socialists | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 3. |  The Legendary Silver Dragon of East Chimore | Democratic Socialists | “A beacon of beauty and creativity; a true chaotic heart” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Ignilacrim | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Creation, both Haunted and Glory” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of Hikara | Democratic Socialists | “Trust in the mountain” | |
| 6. |  The Grand Duchy of Carizeteta | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 7. |  The Isolated Federal Chancellery of Tohznayya Ellui Opal | Moralistic Democracy | “Lavishly Advancing” | |
| 8. |  The United Kingdom of Piccavania | Democratic Socialists | “It was like it when I got here.” | |
| 9. |  The Borderlands of Ordovick | Democratic Socialists | “Strength, Prosperity, Perseverance” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Hutionia | Father Knows Best State | “Vivat Rex!” |