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Good luck, and I hope you get better soon.

N-Day confirmed for 26th September this year. Not sure on start time yet, though.

*insert picture of nuclear explosion here* Day

Mokastana wrote:

https://i.imgur.com/RHBYJe6.png

map updated

sry to bother u but there is no name on my country bro

TIL that "democracy is the government from the people, run by the people, and to the people. But, the people are retarded."

Sannyamathland wrote:

N-Day is imminent chums! Be ready to get blown away from the face of multiverse...... for 24 hours.......

I'll get ready! (even if i don't know what n-day is wait let me google it oh ok sry.).

Ikheria wrote:

Ikherian Jokes:

1. Q: How much Ikheria buy satellite platform licenses? A: Yes, thats it. (Allusion for ISMSC in 2005 when they buying many satellite platform licenses in just 2 fortnights, albeit only 4 satellite actually based from 2 platforms.)

2. President Sergey Lebankov and the Minister of Internal and Federal Affair, Anatoly Lutkin meet each other in a meeting. Lutkin: "Your citizens making fun of you everytime. How much joke you got?" Lebankov: "A federal office building on 5 raions. Well, we almost have same hobbies. How much you got joke about yourself?" "10 police stations on that 5 raions."

3. Conscripts mentality: They really to pay us, We pretend to serve. (Allusion about incentives for conscripts, althrough they don't like the conscription.)

Ikheria wrote:

Ikherian Jokes 2:

1. The Minister of Internal and Federal Affair, Colonel General Anatoly Mikhailovich Lutkin (his Ikherian Federal Guard Service rank and full name) was visiting a state governor office. He became confused after several civil servants reporting to him "The nuts became nails and nails became nuts." "Who is nuts and nails?", he replied. "National User Terminal System (Official term of special government-owned computer, ed) and National Advanced Internet Link System (the national backbone part of Federal Information Network System 'Symphony', ed)."

2. Q: What examples of Ikherian hypocrisies? A: Elections. Why they drink vodka when they said no to drunk? Why they letting people logging trees when they said no to ilegal loggings?

3. Q: Who own best media in Ikheria? A: Nothing local. Watch government media instead. (Allusion to Ikherian media after 2013 that so crowded by foreign media that making many Ikherians switch to government-owned media.)

Ikherian Jokes 3:

1. Q: Who next the President of Ikheria? A: I assuring you that Lutkin, soon, is the future President for 20+ year. (OOC: Spoiler: I will change the president, and it will across lores)

2. Q: What axe means? A: If you are in lumber industry, you already know that meaning. If you reading your INTTC manual books, axe means a good ye olde Ericsson digital telephone exchange. If you go to groceries, axe means a deodorant.

3. Everytime Bapentekkomnas (National Computer Technology Research and Development Agency) and IK-LUG release new IkherOS, expect your data call to your dial-up server can't go through for 2 hours. Internet access included.

4. "If Syria did not ask our support in their civil war - we will be stoned by Dombass and Ukraine every year."

Greetings lads and ladies.

This is the player behind Radiatia (for anyone who knows/remembers who I am). I've decided to start a new nation from scratch but thought I'd give this region a go as I'm looking for a more active roleplay community, given that my usual one... seems to be a bit on the dead side of things.

Nice to meet you, and nice to see you again if we've met before.

Welcome both!

Free Kolechia wrote:

Is anyone having problems with Discord?

No because I actually pay my bills

hehehe

I'm going on a break for a while.

Basmata wrote:

Siblings are annoying. Do You agree?

Wouldn't know, don't have any.

And I guarantee you I'm worse off because of it (something, something, selfish).