The Fattest Citizens in Dor Lomin
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Dor Lomin is ranked 9,194th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of Sentient Peoples | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Ne invoces expellere non possis” | |
| 2. | The Arta ar Tol Foina of Ainulindalion | Capitalizt | “And the words of the Ainur gave forth life.” | |
| 3. |  The Confederated States of Lost Americans | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant” | |
| 4. |  The Demonic Empire of Tyrannica | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ave Tyrannica, morituri te salutant” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Mar-nu-Falmar | Left-Leaning College State | “Let the light of Kementari guide you” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Jurassica | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Jurassica locuta est; causa finita est” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Gehenna Tartarus | Corporate Police State | “Oderint, Dum Metuant” |