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World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Join Lily of 48-Sweeze | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Join Lily” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Qual Ills | Right-wing Utopia | “Patience is a conquering virtue.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Osgoode Station | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “TTC Line 1 19/38” | |
| 4. |  The Armed Republic of Mordor2point0 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Semper Fortis” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of NewJapanada2 | Moralistic Democracy | “We will be Japan eventually.” |