The Lowest Crime Rates in Bamako
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Drift Wood Beach | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Power and the glory” | |
| 2. |  The State of Joy Russell | Left-wing Utopia | “Crossing Off Another One” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Charles Quist | Corporate Bordello | “From Here to There, If Not More” | |
| 4. |  The State of Whacked Cosmos | Corporate Police State | “Mad Mad Mad World We Live In” | |
| 5. |  The State of Chaldae | Compulsory Consumerist State | “A higher power” | |
| 6. |  The State of Twenty Five Zero | Anarchy | “25 Zeroes” | |
| 7. |  The State of Dalzelle | Anarchy | “Given Choices” | |
| 8. |  The District of Sutter | Corporate Bordello | “Community” |