The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Burgh Times is sold out.
The joke is on them though. Empress Jhessan rarely wears underwear.😜😁
They're saying you're not in power and that they are in need of a corrective gift basket — of explosives.
Wait, are you saying that she sometimes wears underwear?
Sorry, but when you are totally naked, clothing is exotic (or erotic).
if you want to feel completely naked, put your shoes on.
Government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
Does this region have sports
As in actual RP sports...no.
Though there might be Ritualistic Penguin sports in some deep nook or cranny, possibly an entire totally naked fraternity of them.
If we force feed the explosive penguins enough ball bearings, they should be able to be loaded into mass drivers that will have the range to get to Fir Campica. We've had some issues with the penguins burning up on re-entry, but with a more robust heat shield (a top hat instead of a trilby should make enough difference), we should be able to at least accomplish a strategic airburst — plus the ball bearings will function as bonus shrapnel.
I have mass drivers that should reach, If we add a particle transporter we can bypass the reentry and avoid the need for top hats altogether
Saying "don't do anything that Empress Jhessan Spaulding wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
You got that right!😁
By coating rams with steel wool and injecting them with rabies, they can be fired from a large railgun mounted on the backs of enslaved people who look like Hitler. Hurrah!
Furthermore, a man was walking down the street the other week, and had he been wearing a hat, he would still be alive today.......
Oh, I see he is. How are you feeling, Mr. Jenkins? I understood you had died of crabs. Never mind. For my next point, just consider: do you have crabs, how do you know and were your genitals the same shape they were when you got up in the morning?
Not anymore, bucko! *snip*!
I rest my case. Nurse! My medication!
The same thing we always do with them; beam them into the debate chamber of the World Assembly just before a major vote.