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Ugggg...this trade fair is almost as lame as the Zombie bs.

Post self-deleted by Omigodtheykilledkenny.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Burgh Times is sold out.

The joke is on them though. Empress Jhessan rarely wears underwear.😜😁

The Palentine wrote:The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Burgh Times is sold out.

The joke is on them though. Empress Jhessan rarely wears underwear.😜😁

They're saying you're not in power and that they are in need of a corrective gift basket of explosives.

The Palentine wrote:The joke is on them though. Empress Jhessan rarely wears underwear.😜😁

Wait, are you saying that she sometimes wears underwear?
Sorry, but when you are totally naked, clothing is exotic (or erotic).

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Bet you anything South Jenstown did the same drills at her school.

That is 100% what school was like. Three cheers for the TRUE duck and cover!

Retired WerePenguins wrote:Wait, are you saying that she sometimes wears underwear?
Sorry, but when you are totally naked, clothing is exotic (or erotic).

if you want to feel completely naked, put your shoes on.

Government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
😁

Fir campica

Does this region have sports

Fir campica wrote:Does this region have sports

As in actual RP sports...no.

The Palentine wrote:As in actual RP sports...no.

Though there might be Ritualistic Penguin sports in some deep nook or cranny, possibly an entire totally naked fraternity of them.

Fir campica

The Palentine wrote:As in actual RP sports...no.

:(

Fir campica wrote::(

Well....bye

They left?! Now what are we going to do with all of these exploding penguins?

Krioval wrote:They left?! Now what are we going to do with all of these exploding penguins?

If we force feed the explosive penguins enough ball bearings, they should be able to be loaded into mass drivers that will have the range to get to Fir Campica. We've had some issues with the penguins burning up on re-entry, but with a more robust heat shield (a top hat instead of a trilby should make enough difference), we should be able to at least accomplish a strategic airburst plus the ball bearings will function as bonus shrapnel.

I have mass drivers that should reach, If we add a particle transporter we can bypass the reentry and avoid the need for top hats altogether

The top hats do add a certain aesthetic to the proceedings though, to be fair.

Saying "don't do anything that Empress Jhessan Spaulding wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
You got that right!😁

Exxosia wrote:If we force feed the explosive penguins enough ball bearings, they should be able to be loaded into mass drivers that will have the range to get to Fir Campica. We've had some issues with the penguins burning up on re-entry, but with a more robust heat shield (a top hat instead of a trilby should make enough difference), we should be able to at least accomplish a strategic airburst plus the ball bearings will function as bonus shrapnel.

Nevermind that...

By coating rams with steel wool and injecting them with rabies, they can be fired from a large railgun mounted on the backs of enslaved people who look like Hitler. Hurrah!

Furthermore, a man was walking down the street the other week, and had he been wearing a hat, he would still be alive today.......

Oh, I see he is. How are you feeling, Mr. Jenkins? I understood you had died of crabs. Never mind. For my next point, just consider: do you have crabs, how do you know and were your genitals the same shape they were when you got up in the morning?

.............

Not anymore, bucko! *snip*!

I rest my case. Nurse! My medication!

Krioval wrote:They left?! Now what are we going to do with all of these exploding penguins?

The same thing we always do with them; beam them into the debate chamber of the World Assembly just before a major vote.

People say chess victor Empress Jhessan Spaulding can kill you with mind-bullets.
😁

The Palentine wrote:People say chess victor Empress Jhessan Spaulding can kill you with mind-bullets.
😁

Chest bullets more likely

It's been awhile,but the NS fun poll is BACK! what is your favorite meat! many choices!

page=poll/p=186064

^please vote.

just got epic card Esterild

Welcome back, The imperial state! We really must get back to dragging out that Cold War between our countries, and really, I hope you don't take our efforts to destroy you too personally. :P

Cheers!

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