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Abserdia wrote:My cat still does his job very well, even after a decade of cushy living.

Reliability brought by experience.

A literal child keeps getting into my Google account and watching Five Nights At Freddy’s Youtube videos. I changed my password, but two weeks later I again saw weird videos I’ve never even pondered.

Maybe it’s haunted. I dunno. No one’s ever died in this house, so it couldn’t be from here.
Can ghosts travel over the internet?

What am I saying? Of course they can.

Abserdia wrote:A literal child keeps getting into my Google account and watching Five Nights At Freddy’s Youtube videos. I changed my password, but two weeks later I again saw weird videos I’ve never even pondered.

Maybe it’s haunted. I dunno. No one’s ever died in this house, so it couldn’t be from here.
Can ghosts travel over the internet?

What am I saying? Of course they can.

The Algorithm giveth, and the algorithm taketh away.

Orthodox legion 2

Thanks to Heloin for helping stand up to anti-Armenians on NS and the NSG forums.

Orthodox legion 2 wrote:Thanks to Heloin for helping stand up to anti-Armenians on NS and the NSG forums.

From Lake Van to the mountainous Karabakh I hope one day your nation and all who live in it can see peace.

Աշխարհ սարսեց հայու ահը,
Գետին ընկավ թուրքի գահը,
Քեզ պատմեմ Թալեաթին մահը,
Գինի լից, ընկեր ջան, գինի լից,
Խմողաց անուշ:

I was dusting off the old Wii U to play Bayonetta 2 before the third game comes out. While I was doing this, I picked up a nearby book from my brother's bookshelf. World Poetry. It's a giant book with translated poetry from all over the world, from antiquity to the modern day.
I happened to land on a poem called My Stars by Abraham ibn Ezra, a medieval Jewish thinker born in what is now Spain. Here it is.

On the day I was born,
The unalterable stars altered.
If I decided to sell lamps,
It wouldn’t get dark till the day I died.

Some stars. Whatever I do,
I’m a failure before I begin.
If I suddenly decided to sell shrouds,
People would suddenly stop dying.

Put a twinkly math rock riff on this, or maybe a few power chords with a 15 year old boy shouting, and you've got a great emo song.

Rats, I can’t believe I missed the new season of cards by two weeks, now all my puppets are useless. There’s no point in even resurrecting them now.

Heloin

Jetan wrote:Rats, I can’t believe I missed the new season of cards by two weeks, now all my puppets are useless. There’s no point in even resurrecting them now.

Have you gotten my new card yet? I call it “3 Different Shades of Brown.”

Heloin and Jetan

Abserdia wrote:Have you gotten my new card yet? I call it “3 Different Shades of Brown.”

I do. I loved the colour palette soo much I just had to have it.

Heloin and Abserdia

Jetan wrote:I do. I loved the colour palette soo much I just had to have it.

I thought about making a flag specifically for the S3 card. It would've been a parody of the Cow Tools cartoon, but it would feature completely normal tools and a completely normal person with the caption "Abserdian tools".

I drew a few tool-looking things, gazed upon my creation, and deleted it.

Heloin

Mulberry land

Hi there! Just a world traveling taking a short break from their travels! I'll be taking a rest here!

Mulberry land wrote:Hi there! Just a world traveling taking a short break from their travels! I'll be taking a rest here!

I like your moxie, kid. Name a wish and, with my power as Founder-Potentate, I will grant it.

Mulberry land

Mulberry land

Abserdia wrote:I like your moxie, kid. Name a wish and, with my power as Founder-Potentate, I will grant it.

Really? A wish. Hmm, let's see here, what do I want to wish for? Ooh I know! I wish for knowledge on what happens in the my near future!

Mulberry land wrote:Really? A wish. Hmm, let's see here, what do I want to wish for? Ooh I know! I wish for knowledge on what happens in the my near future!

Very well.

You will gain knowledge on what happens in your near future.

Mulberry land

Mulberry land

Well, I'm off! It was nice staying here!

Always been a fan of Morocco, ever since I started watching the game about 30 minutes ago

Heloin

Congratulations to Heloin on being the best nation in Alyr. I’m not mad. I’m not jealous.
https://i.imgur.com/L7a9aIQ.jpg

Heloin

Abserdia wrote:Congratulations to Heloin on being the best nation in Alyr. I’m not mad. I’m not jealous.
https://i.imgur.com/L7a9aIQ.jpg

i always knew i had it in me

Getting a foam finger that says Andsed on it

Heloin and Andsed

Hey, Alyr has now lasted longer than Trump's presidency.

****.

For some reason I suddenly feel like loosening COVID restrictions.

Hi

Heloin has CTE'd? D:

Jetan wrote:Heloin has CTE'd? D:

Heloin weaned off NS a while back, I think, so this was to be expected.

If she ever comes back, Alyr will hold a ticker-tape parade.

I don’t feel too strongly about the Oakland A’s. But I hate the Yankees.
Therefore. The Oakland A’s are temporarily EVEN WORSE, because they sucked enough to let the worst player on the Yankees make history tonight.

I needed to vent and didn’t want to pollute TET with bad vibes, sorry.

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