The Most Primitive in Alabama
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Alabama is ranked 16,098th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Bananabama | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana” | |
| 2. |  The Reckless Abandon of Human Cannonball | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Wahoooooooooooooooo!” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Rolling Simpsons of I 22 | Moralistic Democracy | “Audemus jura nostra defendere” |