The Most Primitive in Addis Ababa
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Addis Ababa is ranked 13,101st in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Aoeurgny | New York Times Democracy | “Community” | |
| 2. |  The State of Coxen Roatan | Free-Market Paradise | “Island Paradise” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Sainte Martin | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Evil is Psychotic” | |
| 4. |  The State of Qua Benne | Iron Fist Consumerists | “RIP” | |
| 5. |  The Isle of Vayntrub | New York Times Democracy | “אויסדערוויילט דורך גאָט” | |
| 6. |  The District of Wensley | New York Times Democracy | “Fun in the Sun” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Duchy of Tamarind | Capitalist Paradise | “Ever Faithful” | |
| 8. |  The State of MacHuston | Left-Leaning College State | “RIP” | |
| 9. | The State of Primelle | Moralistic Democracy | “God Save the Queen” | |
| 10. |  The State of Apokalupse | Anarchy | “From one many” |