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Region: Tryzalore

[A mass of static follows as a screen lights up with plenty of fuzz before the picture clears up revealing the One-Armed Emperor. One-Arm then stares out at the lot as a child runs in the background.]

It has been brought to my attention that King Adros's Nephew, also named Andros, has taken a hold of the Secretary of States computer and sent such a request for a Crusade. Andros shall be thoroughly disciplined as we take joy in knowing Divorce is no illegal within the Empire. Glory to God!

Silly goose wins

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