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Region: Nudist Dreamland

SACRED FEEDING TO THE SHARKS

Nelvana III and Grave Raven

As you will remember, Nelvana III habitually joined Yannia at the top of the rankings for the fluffy, warm, progressive things in life, whilst Grave Raven, like The Choir Boy, kept a hard-working citizenry under stern control.

Pope Frankie addresses the gathered populace at Gay Parrot Square.

POPE FRANKIE In the beginning Gloria created the heaven and the earth. And the Fairy of Gloria trolled upon the eke of the aquas. And Gloria cackled, Let there be sparkle:

PEOPLE Let there be sparkle !!!

POPE FRANKIE And there was sparkle. And Gloria vardad the sparkle, that it was bona.

FRIENDS OF DOROTHY (aside) Good grief. Polari is for quaint 80 year olds reminiscing about their forbidden fruit, well shrivelled by now. Why can’t Pope Frankie just speak French-Canadian with a Scots accent like normal people? Anyway, the procession is underway. Will it turn right onto the Dunes where a funeral pyre is waiting, or continue straight on to the pier where Sir Nigel and Dame Brenda Shark are swimming in circular anticipation? Qu’est-ce que vous en pensez ?

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