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Region: The Bar on the corner of every region

East lodge wrote:Are those sketchy burritos for me? I don't want those. The gods find this place odd, anyway. You like explaining your nudity to your parents? No. I don't like it when my Lady and Lord tell me "wtf are you doing, child?". It's embarrassing

Sing along with me, everybody!

    "One of these things is not like the other
    One of these things just doesn't belong ..."

East lodge wrote:You ever have your parents walk in at that one scene? Yeah they love watching human affairs, and they heard that their servant is worshipping Zombie Jesus and calling them "Master" in character. They were concerned and were like "Are you really worshipping these false idols?" And I had to say "no, my Lord, it's a joke. It's a game I play." And then Loki showed up and wanted fries today, and did not want me to move his fries from a spot that someone would have moved. Oh well, Loki does what Loki wants.

While I'm particularly fond of trickster figures like pre-Zombie Jesus and Loki, I'm not sure they'd have much to say to your parents, other than: "Buzzkill much, my dudes?" You really need to get your parents to relax more. Have you considered spiking their bottled water with Thorazine?

Jewish Underground State wrote:I'm only here cause my people need something to make them happy at this point.

Have you considered combining catapults, cream pies, and politicians into a long-distance game show? You can award extra points for extreme velocity. And for the bonus round?--The cream pies contain grenades. I'd binge-watch that so hard.

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