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Region: MentosLand

Everybody in the USA,
Hates that stupid neighbor,
He's Flanders and he's really, really lame!!
Flanders tried to wreck my song,
He's views on birth control are wrong,
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name!

F-L-A and R-D-S,
He's the man that I hate best,
I'd like to see his house go up in flames!

F-L-A,
HIS NAME IS NED!
E-R-S,
That's a stupid name!
He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No!
You can't upset him even slightly,
He just smiles and nods politely,
Then goes home and worships nightly,
His Leftorium,
Is an emporium,
Of WOE!!

F-L-A,
Don't yell at Ned!
D-E-R,
His wife is dead!
Everybody hates that stupid jerk!

Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,
Filling clubs... with angry Valentinos.
You don't have to move your feet,
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat,
He's your perky, peppy nightmare neighborino!!

If you despise polite left-handlers then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders or his creepy little offspring,
Rod and Todd

Vladilan

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