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Region: Europeia

✯✯✯✯This is BOX News at 5.✯✯✯✯
✯✯✯✯✯BREAKING NEWS!✯✯✯✯✯
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A man is getting emergency nose surgery after taking the saying, "Snorting Coke", too literally.

43 year old Bob Evans was found in his home on the floor in pain; a bottle stuck to his nose.
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