The Most Cultured in Zombie Research Institute
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Scᴀɴᴅıɳᴀvıᴀɴ Uɴıoɴ of The Dark Norse | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Where the Sun doth not shine, lies hidden booty” | |
| 2. |  The UղOʀtҺodox CҺᴜʀcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus | Democratic Socialists | “Your lack of faith disturbs me!” | |
| 3. |  The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of Great British Federation | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Proper Tea is Theft” | |
| 4. |  The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of The Nether Regions | Left-Leaning College State | “Carpe Cervisiam” | |
| 5. |  The Иєo-Вoʟsʜєvıкs of Eurasian Alliance | Moralistic Democracy | “Должен сокрушить капитализм” | |
| 6. |  The Zoмʙıє Cᴀʟıpʜᴀтє of Endless Sumer | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Sumer Lovin', Had Me A Blast.” | |
| 7. |  The Uᶯ¡vɛʀsᴀʟ AтOɴєMɛɳt of Bruddhistan | New York Times Democracy | “With our thoughts, we make the World.” | |
| 8. |  The Gʀoᴜcʜo Mᴀʀxısтs of Greater Brazilistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ordem e Progresso” | |
| 9. |  The Afʀıcᴀɴ Uɳıoɴ of Marli | Democratic Socialists | “Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery.” | |
| 10. |  The PʀopҺɛтs of The Twelve Tribes | Moralistic Democracy | “Why ALWAYS us?!” |