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World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Rambler32 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “While the worst Are full of passionate intensity” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Larchherb | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Space Nation of Escomwell | Democratic Socialists | “We will stand strong!” |